Docs Bizarre quotes and HCs

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I'm gonna put more brurisabba in this one because I'm obsessing over them constantly

Also, I apologize for the slower updates, school is mentally crushing me.

Abbacchio: the other day I accidentally slept with Bruno and Ris
False: really?
Abbacchio: yes
False: you 'accidentally' slept with Bruno Bucciarati AND Risotto Nero?
Abbacchio: yes
False, sighing: accidentally
Abbacchio: yes
False: upsetting. I hoped it was a dream but oh well

False: I'm heading to the store. Anyone want anything?
Risotto: a reason to live
Bruno: the cash register
Abbacchio, bawling his eyes out: some cheerios

Bruno, grabbing drunk Abbacchio's drink: No. you can't have this!
Abbacchio, complaining: Brunooooo! I'll be finee
Risotto: BABE ITS STRAWBERRY! YOUR ALLERGIC TO STRAWBERRY. HAND IT OVER!
Abbacchio, pouting: fine

False: your grounded. No TV for a month.
Bruno: that's fine, the TV broke last week
False: fine... then no car.
Bruno: okay, my cars in the shop.
False: alright... uhmm..
False: *sees Risotto and Abbacchio walk into the kitchen*
False: NO FUCKING THOSE TWO
Bruno: NO FUCKING THOSE TWO?!?
False: NO FUCKIN 'EM, FOR A MONTH.

Risotto: I'll flip your ass like a pizza
Abbacchio: ris you can't flip a pizza
Bruno: no but I'll eat his ass like one

False: so you really beat risotto in a fight?
Abbacchio: yeah, like I was saying last night, his weak point is the back of his knees.
Bruno: what? How does that work?
Abbacchio: Umm
Abbacchio: well, whenever we were making out, I would-
Bruno, running out the room: ok I have to test is-

*Abbacchio enters the apartment looking dirty, sweaty and bruised*
Abbacchio, falling onto the bed: mistakes were made
Bruno: that outfit being one of them.
Risotto: take it off :)
Abbacchio: *takes them off*
Bruno: that's a lot of bruises..
Risotto: hmmmm not enough *rolls on top of him*

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