Docs Bizarre quotes and HCs

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Oh jeez, that's a lot of reads in such short time! Thanks!! Uhhh yeah I'm sure some of you may or may not have noticed, but I dreamt I was a butterfly.

Bruno: *holding a knife to Abbacchio's throat* do you feel threatened?
Abbacchio: no.
Bruno: *corners him, still holding the knife to abbacchio's throat* how do you feel now?
Abbacchio: horny.

Bruno and Abbacchio: *casually swap clothes.*
Mista: for god sake shut the god damn door I don't need to see this unholy amount of gay.

Jotaro: hey Kakyoin, are we friends?
Kakyoin: yes... why?
Jotaro: star platinum floats around you a lot, but I never see hierophant.
Kakyoin: well, he's not difficult to find.
*hierophant is suddenly floating above Jotaro, appendages pointing at him.*
Kakyoin: he's just a little anti-social that's all.

*the cat Joseph named ' something puffball' managed to get all the way to japan.*
Josuke: I've never seen this cat around here before.
Okuyasu: probably just got adopted or something.
Josuke: ROHAN this better not be some dirty trick.
Rohan, from behind a tree: WHY BLAME EVERYTHING ON THE MANGA ARTIST?

Joseph: I'm going to count to five.
The crusaders (just not avdol) *still look angry*
Joseph: 1, 2, 3,
The crusaders: *PS2 Abbacchio*

Polnareff: is there any way to make hierophant not look like he's gonna strangle me next time I speak?
Kakyoin: sure where's Abbacchio
Abbacchio: you again?
Kakyoin: yeah hi can you rewind moody jazz as Hierophant?
Abbacchio: *proceeds to rewind moody jazz*
Hierophant green: what's it doing quickly kill it before it harms you no don't that's a bad idea it's purple no it's blue fuck it it's colour it's got numbers this is moody jazz the numbers are switching it's going back in time HOLY SHIT ITS GOING BACK IN TIME?!
*sits on the floor and watches moody jazz intently.*

(Editor H decided to quietly hint at why hierophant is quick to be aggressive.)

- H