Hey bitches, it's your favourite person with the best god complex. I'm back, I started posting on Insta again because I'm more comfortable with my art :)
Hylia88's style of Giorno ^^^^
Anyway
Bruno: you remind me of the ocean
Abbacchio: why the ocean?
Bruno: because your salty and you scare people.
*Okuyasu pulling back the curtain while Josuke's in the shower*
Okuyasu: Hey are we- stop screaming it's just me- are we out of cereal??
Literally anyone in Josuke's class: woah, Josuke is so mysterious, I wonder what he's thinking about.
Josuke, daydreaming about Okuyasu: and then I'm going to hug him
(Violently)! And cuddle him
(Aggressively)! And kiss him
(Destructively)! All over his cute face
Narancia: what do you say when your hands are bisexual..?
Fugo: do you mean ambidextrous?
Narancia: oh yeah thanks Fugo
Mista: what the fuck did I just hear
Caesar: did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Joseph: you bet
Caesar: at what temperature?
Joseph: 535
Caesar: that's the clock
Joseph:
Caesar:
Joseph: 536
Joseph: because I will never be able to eat lava...
Joseph: *looks pleadingly at Caesar*
Caesar: *shakes his head no*
Joseph: ...my prevailing theory is that is has the texture of really thick honey.
Some au-
Mat: Are you having a bad dream?
Diavolo: no, a bad reality-
False Reality: *inhale* my brand- sorry-
Risotto: is there anything interesting I can do at 4 am?
Bruno, barely awake: ever heard of sleeping?
Bruno: *standing outside with a sign that says 'prom?'*
Risotto: YES
Bruno: wait- tell Abbacchio!
Risotto: ABBACCHIO IM GOING TO PROM WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND!
Abbacchio: are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.
Risotto: hey, I got a solid eight minutes in.
Risotto: I mean- not consecutively, but it's fine, your not even that blurry
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