Docs Bizarre quotes and HCs

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Ayyyy i got passed the amount of legitimate chapters in the old countryhumans quotes book this used to be!!

They were cringe don't try and find thin it's impossible.

Okuyasu: dude im so fucking hungry I want to consumeeee
Josuke: well I mean come to meee and then ya can consume.
Okuyasu:
Okuyasu: I hate you sometimes
Josuke: i love you too

Okuyasu: are you stealing from me?
Josuke: what?
Okuyasu: first you steal my hoodies, then my heart? What's next? My second name??
Josuke: i-

Okuyasu: can I ask how'd you fuck up your eyes?
Kakyoin: sure
Okuyasu: how'd you fuck up your eyes?
Kakyoin: none of your fuckin business
Okuyasu:

Bucciarati: my husband was making dinner when he accidentally dropped the steak.
Bucciarati: without pause I turned to him and said 'whoops now that's ground beef.'
Bucciarati: he didn't laugh or seem amused in the slightest but that's mafia baby.

Caesar: why is there a pentagram on the floor?
Joseph: you said to satanize the house
Caesar: I SAID SANITIZE

Jotaro: what I could do is sleep for the first time in three days...
Kakyoin: yep, great plan, your a genius darling, now please go to sleep.
Jotaro: OR, I could not do that-
Kakyoin: Jotaro, PLEASE.

Risotto: Passione all have five brain cells  between them.
Risotto: bucciarati has three at all times and Abbacchio has one.
Risotto: Narancia and Mista think they have one each but it's just Fugo whispering in their ear.

Terunosuke: Yuya, we need to talk about your last will.
Yuya: what about it?
Terunosuke: well, the only thing you wrote was 'bury me with seven extra bones to fuck with archeologists lmao.'

Koichi: it's impossible to civilize midgets
Jotaro: *sleep deprived and on his 7th coffee* that explains so much about you
Koichi: rude, but fair
Yukako: what the fuck are you people saying.

Jotaro: so it turns out the 'bad vibes' I've been experiencing are actually 'severe psychological distress'

Josuke: I'm gay
Joseph: *clenches fists*
Caesar: *whispering* Joseph, no
Joseph:
Joseph: HI GAY, IM DAD.

Jonathan joestar's bloodline is just gay.
-H