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the 'mentally struggling' base at my school got me out of the class with the emotionally abusive physics teacher and I will advice you to dance with me in celebration

What are we dancing to?

YOUR OUTA TOUCH, IM OUTA TIME, BUT IM OUTA MY HEAD WHEN YOUR NOT AROUND-

Jonathan: *picks up Speedwagon*

That is the entire thing

Speedwagon: someone needs to take me out
Jonathan: I'll take you out. Where do you want to go?
Speedwagon:
Speedwagon: no I mean like knock me out. Hit me with a bat, please

*in jail, don't ask what they did*
Speedwagon: so, who should we call?
Jonathan: I'd call Erina, but, I feel safer in jail

Erina: can I sit there?
Jonathan: that's my lap
Erina: that doesn't answer my question, Jonathan.

Speedwagon: I'm gonna sing about my life before I met you
Erina and Jonathan: alright..
Speedwagon: *inhales*
Speedwagon: *SCREAMS*

Speedwagon: your so clingy
Jonathan: your in my bed wearing my shirt in my room.

Jonathan: I'm Jonathan Joestar, and you are..?
Speedwagon: questioning my sexuality

Jonathan: why are your tongues purple?
Speedwagon: we had slushes
Erina: i had red
Speedwagon: I had blue
Jonathan: oh
Jonathan: oh!

Speedwagon: mr Jo-
Jonathan: I just had my lips on yours five minutes ago, please don't dare call me 'Mr Joestar' again.

Erina: I need to focus on this piece-
Brain: R E O Speedwagon Jonathan Joestar R E O Speedwagon Jonathan Joestar R E O Speedwagon Jonathan Joestar R E O Speedwagon Jonathan Joestar-
Erina: fuck

Joneriwagon brainrot. I'm also very tired and really cba with any other characters.