Docs Bizarre quotes and HCs

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Hiya, debating making a risbruabba playlist on spotify-

Also I have a lot of time today so this is gonna be big.

I did put the F slur in one of these, I am Bi-Poly and definitely not Cis.

Okuyasu: what's up? I'm back.
Josuke: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead
Okuyasu: death is a social construct

Risotto: I have a few knives up my sleeve
Bucciarati: I think you meant cards
Abbacchio, with an exasperated sigh: he did not
Risotto, pulling various knives out his sleeves: I did not

(Side note, I'm a gay.)
Risotto's dad (have some imagination): fucking faggot! Get out of my house! You pole smoking queer!
Risotto: FUCK YOU! Don't worry about it! I've been staying at Bruno's since you've been in the camp, bitch!! GUESS WHAT WE'VE BEEN DOING, POPS? WE'VE BEEN FUCKING.
Risotto's dad: ...
Risotto: AND I TAKE IT! Bruno gives it to me good and hard and I fucking like it! I SUCK ABBACCHIO'S DICK AND FUCKING LOVE IT.
Risotto's dad: . . .

Bucciarati: Narancia, we're crossing the street, take my hand.
Narancia: *does as they're told*
Risotto: Bruno, they're not a toddler
Also Risotto: *grabs Abbacchio by the arm so he doesn't run into oncoming traffic*

Abbacchio: well I was attracted to you first
Bruno: well I confessed first
Risotto: well I asked you out first
Bruno: well I said I love you first
Risotto: oh, well...
Risotto: *gets down on one knee*
Risotto: I proposed first
Abbacchio: wait
Bruno: wait wHAT-

Caesar: go back to sleep dumbass it's early
Joseph: no, fuck off
Also joseph: *passes right the fuck out on Caesar 2 minutes later*
Caesar: ...alright then

Okuyasu: welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try all of Josuke's hair products!
Okuyasu: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*
Okuyasu, choking: well right off the bat, I can tell you it's not very good.

Bucciarati: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are.
Abbacchio: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

Caesar: did you purposely order a 'sex on the beach' just so I'd say it to the gay bartender?
Joseph: maybe
Joseph: maybe I was hoping you'd actually take me away somewhere so we could have sex on the beach.

Jotaro: people are always asking me if I'm a morning or night person.
Jotaro: and I'm just like 'Buddy, I'm barely even a person.'

Bruno and risotto siting at a table with Narancia, Abbacchio standing between them.
Risotto: Bruno and I are having a baby.
Narancia: that's great, I-
Abbacchio, slamming adoption papers onto the table: it's you. Sign here

Tiziano: rumour has it you're gay.
Squalo: the rumour's true
Squalo: But unless I'm fucking you, it's none of your business.

Abbacchio: am I dreaming or is that you, Nero?
Risotto: yeah, it's me. Don't cream your pants.
Bruno from a nearby bush: enemies to lovers, slow burn, 300k words, angst to fluff-

Thanks tumblr tag #/harringrove