Falling (A Sam Evans Fan Fiction)

Naked

A favorite episode of mine, plus chapter:)
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"Alright, people, we are back!" Finn announced excitedly, writing Regionals on the whiteboard. Everyone cheered and clapped, as Finn continued to speak. "First of all, big props to Sam and Blaine for all their hard work to make this happen. But... There's no time to celebrate. We just lost three weeks of prep time Regionals, and we still have to raise $4000 to pay for the bus to get to the competition in Indianapolis. It's the Paris of Indiana. I propose a bake sale."

"God no, anything but that." Haley complained. "Also no singing from classroom to classroom." She added.

"I mean... It worked last time." Finn tried to defend his suggestion.

"Well, that's because Puck spiked the cupcakes with Mary Jane." Artie commented.

"I'd be willing to cut off my hair to sell it for extra cash." Joe offered.

"To who?" Kitty scoffed. "Jamaican kids with Rastafarian cancer? Or as rigging on a haunted pirate ship?"

"I could sell more of my semen." Sam said.

"What? Not going to happen." Haley said, as he shrugged.

"This is silly. I know exactly how we're gonna get the money. The Men of McKinley calendar. Let's face it... This is the cutest crop of Glee boys we've ever had." Tina said, standing in the front of the group.

"That's a great idea. And it's January, so it's the perfect time to sell them." Marley commented.

"There are six gusy, so each one can take two months. I think Blaine should definitely be December. You can do a Satna thing but sexy. Sexy Clause." Tina said.

"I'm in as long as I can take my shirt off." Sam said. Haley rolled her eyes, amused at his eagerness.

"Wait, why does it have to be just the men? Why can't we objectify the girls, too?" Artie asked.

"Cough..cough.. You do it all the time." Haley pointed out.

"And girls are the ones that buy stuff. We're responsible for the consumer-driven economy. Those Twilight books are poop on paper, and we've turned them into a billion-dollar industry." Kitty added.

"This could actually work. Tina... You're in charge. You can set up the photo shoots. Everybody else, pick your months and work on your concepts. Good job, Tina!" Finn said.
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Haley was walking down the hallway in her Cheerios uniform, having rejoined again, gaining her position as captain again. She gasped, when she saw her boyfriend walking towards her, shirtless.

As she got closer, she saw he had almost nothing on, only shorts and sunglasses. She ran up to him, as he surprised her by kissing her suddenly.

As they pulled away, she looked up at his face concerned. "Sam... What are you doing? It's freezing. And it's January."

"What do you mean? It's hot out there, you know? Sun's out, it's like, way above freezing." He replied smiling.

"Baby! You are freezing! Look maybe you're overcompensating, for what, I'm not sure...but please put some clothing on. It's cold outside.. And I just...."

"There's no need for you to be jealous because I came to school like this."

"I'm not jealous. I'm merely concerned with this sudden urge to dress like you are going to the beach in January." Haley corrected him.