WE HAVE SEX!! (except cody 🙄) (fuck you)
cody: GUYSSS
justin: ew not you again
trent: what's swagging my g
harold: please dont say that again
cody: NOAH GAVE ME HIS HOODIE HDBUUBWDUWBS IM GONNA PEE IM SO HAPPY
justin: PEE??
cody: pee 😍
trent: dw justin hes just marking his territory 🤾♂️
harold: ZERO MILLOGRAMS WHAT GIVE ME THE BACKSTORY
justin: not harold saying 0mg bye
cody: OKAY SO I TEXTED HIM
cody: AND WE TALKED
cody: AND I WAS BOLD 😏 SO I ASKED FOR HIS HOODIE
cody: AND WE MADE A TRADE AND I GOT HIS HOODIE AND HE HAS ONE OF MY BEANIES
trent: justin can this be us
justin: yes.
harold: wait that's so cute
harold: AHH IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU
justin: do it stank 😟🙏🏋️♂️
trent: PLS
cody: homeboy must've hid a bath n body works hand sanitizer in here or smth it smells v nice 🥶
trent changed the name to "WE HAVE SEX!! (EVEN CODY!!)"
justin: BYE BAHAHAHA
trent: her legs were cut off 🤔 her arms were cut off 😟
harold: make your move dude
cody: that's up to king julian only 😖✋
justin: when he likes to move it move it 😍😍
harold: no because you two are literally sharing clothes
harold: and you kissed
harold: like how are you guys not dating already this isnt some aggravating slowburn some author is writing to piss all of her readers off
justin: boo be thanging 💯💯
cody: yeah but im scared <:(
cody: like what if he doesnt like meee
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fucker (eva)//dickhead (noah)
noah: eva.
noah: cody just gave me his hat.
eva: burn it.
noah: what a fantastic idea.
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WE HAVE SEX!! (EVEN CODY!!)
cody: YALL DONT UNDERSTAND HOW HAPPY I AM RN
cody: LIKE ITS KINDA LIKE IM HUGGING HIM
cody: I WANNA HUG HIM GRR
justin: call him and be like "ayo you're hot and your dick prolly big let's hug 🚺" and he'll be like "i am deeply in love w you" and then u kiss and get married and have kids and then you die together when i finally seduce the president and break into the whitehouse to get access to the nukes and blow up the world and you can get buried together and have ur fossils be discovered by aliens
cody: whyd you use the 🚺 emoji
harold: is that what you're only worried about
cody: yeth
trent: when i was #yearning for harry styles i'd hug a pillow with a hot water bottle underneath the cover and then i'd listen to 8d audio of his music while having a metronome underneath the pillow to simulate a heartbeat and i'd pretend he was hugging me so you should do that
justin: how do i compete with hairy styles trenton </3
trent: get good loser
justin: heart: BROCKEN
cody: GUYS THIS CHAPTER IS ABOUT ME
harold: ASK HIM OUT? ITS NOT THAT HARD
cody: ITS VERY HARD
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cody: like yall what if i ruin our friendship
trent: you could be lovers instead 🙏
justin: idk how to say this 😫
cody: sigh
harold: but you're really my dearest friend ⛹️♂️
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fucker (eva)//dickhead (noah)
noah: is this what an emotion is.
eva: don't ask me.
noah: am i experiencing a serotonin.
eva: probably.
noah: that's so disgusting.
eva: so are you gonna ask him out or what.
noah: no.
eva: okay.
noah: yes.
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THIS CHAPTER IS SHORT SORRY BUT HI HERES AN UPDATE IM SORRY THEYRE SO SCARCE AND SHIT IM DEALING W #DEPRESSION AND #BADANTIDEPRESSANTSTHATONLYENHANCESYMPTOMS BUT I PROMISE IM WORKING REAL HARD N SHIT I LOVE U ALL MWAH
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