theater kid nostalgia | chapter fifty two

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gwen: in the seventh grade i catfished a grown man into thinking i was 18, and when he asked for my address i gave him the one of my bully🤪

heather: queen shit

heather: wait nvm take that back gwen sent it

cody: HUH???????

gwen: she didn't come to school after that

dj: UH?

duncan: when i was eight me and some friends were messing around on a bridge and my buddy dropped a carton of eggs down into the highway beneath us and it splashed onto a car and they crashed

dj: DUNCAN WHAT?

duncan: we got away with it dw

dj: THATS NOT WHAT IM WORRIED ABOUT-

dj: ARE THEY OKAY?

duncan: you think my eight year old ass watches the news?

gwen: stay informed kids 😻

noah: before i switched schools, i had to take this massive end of the year test. one of the boys who harrassed me all throughout my school year (and not to mention was second in the class) asked me for a pen. to ensure i was valedictorian, and to get petty revenge, i gave him one with disappearing ink. five hours later, all his test answers were wiped away and he got a zero.

courtney: WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S DIRTY

courtney: where'd you get that pen

noah: i would say try amazon but we dont support jeff bezos in this household.

cody: i cant wait 😩🙏💯💪 for jeff bezos to die 🤑☠⚰😎 so i can call him 🤣🗣👋👅 jeff waszos 🥰👄💞💅

dj: why was the kid harassing you? :((

noah: yeah, we dont need to have that conversation.

dj: you sure bud?

eva: he is sure. leave him alone.

dj: alrighty then ://

heather: in eighth grade i made an anonymous school confession account on instagram that blew up. people were talking shit CONSTANTLY about everyone. at the end of the year, i leaked all the screenshots of who said what and all of that. at least eight fights happened on the last day, and i didnt get in a smidge of trouble

courtney: how the hell did you get away with that?

heather: the trick is to leak some embarrassing things about yourself as well so no one suspects it's you behind it

heather: just mentioned i had a warrior cats phase💅

gwen: if you had a warrior cats phase you're elite point blank period

cody: MAGIC TREE HOUSE IS BETTER AND YOU GUYS CAN SUCK MY DICK ON THAT ONE

noah: okay.

cody: WSBYBWXY8

*cody sent a photo*

*cody sent a photo*

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