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slight sexual theme
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heather: NOAH, CODY, GWEN, AND HAROLD
heather: WE NEED TO HAVE A CHAT
cody: ex-squeeze me?
gwen: yes, heather? :)
heather: WHY DID YOU MAKE ME PLAY THAT GAME
harold: who are you a simp for?
heather: natsuki, shes a bad bitch fr
heather: BUT
noah: now do you get why it is tagged under physiological torment?
heather: i hate you all
duncan: what the fuck?
noah: oh, hey, we're talking about a dating sim. you wanna play it too?
duncan: im not that stupid
cody: *lowers my heartshaped glasses, gives duncan a look, and lifts them back up*
gwen: AKAJJSJSJS
noah: that was honestly hilarious. i laughed. good one, coco.
noah: fuck
noah: *cody
gwen: since when has noah made spelling errors?
duncan: kinda sus
noah: im sleep deprived, give me a break.
cody: i wouldn't mind having a nickname :)
gwen: CODY REALLY GRABBED ONTO THE REINS W THIS ONE AND IS STEERING INTO THAT LEVEL TWO SEXUAL TENSION
noah: ...intriguing analogy?
noah: and okay, i can give you a nickname, 2007 justin bieber
cody: i suddenly dont want a nickname anymore
duncan: it's always more satisfying when your partner moans your actual name, anyways
noah: :the camera flicks over to noah puking on the ground as if he was in the sims:
cody: i hate it here
gwen: duncan, i hope you know that noah would be the top here?
cody: what makes you say that?
izzy: gwen: fine, but im in charge
cody: that's just the way i like it!
izzy: total drama island, episode eight, up the creek
cody: mom come pick me up im being attacked
duncan: good points
duncan: noah would also be a more satisfying name to moan out of all the guys here
duncan: *looks at harold*
cody: why are you thinking about whatd it be like to moan our names?
heather: he makes that statement as if hes moaned the names before-
gwen: duncans having fantasies of getting fucked by everyone 😻✨💞
noah: cody, can your mom pick me up too?
duncan: JUST TO CLARIFY I HAVE NOT HAD ANY WETDREAMS ABOUT ANY OF YOU IN HERE
heather: no one said you had wet dreams?
noah: dont blame you. i am irresistible. a male model. a roman statue turned human.
duncan: no you're not
noah: we can make your dream of the boys team orgy come true.
duncan: please do not
gwen: DID DUNCAN JUST CLARIFY HE-
duncan: NO
duncan: NONONO
duncan: PLEASE THIS ISNT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
courtney: WHAT?
duncan: I HAVE NOT HAD ANY FANTASTY SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH ANY OF YOU
duncan: besides one 😏
courtney: EW
duncan: BUT NONE OF THE GUYS
sierra: screen recording every moment of this groupchat DOES come in handy
heather: i love it here
duncan: CAN YOU GUYS ACTUALLY STOP
cody: since im not petty, sure. i know what it's like to be targeted about that stuff and it isnt fun lmao
noah: yeah, i'll lay off. hope you do the same in the future.
heather: keeping the screenshots tho
duncan: sierra if you post any of those LIES to your blogs i will actually kill you
sierra: i already have izzy and eva down my back, cant handle another. your sexual fantasies are safe with me
duncan: i hate that
duncan: soooooo, the weather?
gwen: 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗
leshawna: just scrolled up and im DEAD ASF
duncan: ITS ALL LIES, THEYRE MAKING ME LOOK BAD
justin: oh, is there something bad about being gay, duncan?
duncan: i didnt mean it that way
justin: good.
leshawna: justins gay?
justin: do i need to be gay to support and stick up for the LGBTQ+ community? no. am i? oh hell fucking yes😌💅👑🌈
cody: and im out here thinking justin is canadian 😔🇨🇦
gwen: LMFAOOO
gwen: out here w the vine references, we stan
geoff: reason number 98 on why justin is superior to alejandro
alejandro: reason number 98 on why i dont give a single fuck
justin: reason number 98 on why i score all the ladies even while being a gay king
heather: 🍵
trent: reason number 98 on why eycandy is my husband
justin: reason number 98 on why riptide is MY husband
cody: reason number 98 on why i love you all
gwen: ok wait that's sweet
duncan: yeah wait-
cody: exceptions to duncan👺
