reason number 98 on why this chat is gay | chapter thirty four

1.5K 46 163
                                        

///////
slight sexual theme
///////

heather: NOAH, CODY, GWEN, AND HAROLD

heather: WE NEED TO HAVE A CHAT

cody: ex-squeeze me?

gwen: yes, heather? :)

heather: WHY DID YOU MAKE ME PLAY THAT GAME

harold: who are you a simp for?

heather: natsuki, shes a bad bitch fr

heather: BUT

noah: now do you get why it is tagged under physiological torment?

heather: i hate you all

duncan: what the fuck?

noah: oh, hey, we're talking about a dating sim. you wanna play it too?

duncan: im not that stupid

cody: *lowers my heartshaped glasses, gives duncan a look, and lifts them back up*

gwen: AKAJJSJSJS

noah: that was honestly hilarious. i laughed. good one, coco.

noah: fuck

noah: *cody

gwen: since when has noah made spelling errors?

duncan: kinda sus

noah: im sleep deprived, give me a break.

cody: i wouldn't mind having a nickname :)

gwen: CODY REALLY GRABBED ONTO THE REINS W THIS ONE AND IS STEERING INTO THAT LEVEL TWO SEXUAL TENSION

noah: ...intriguing analogy?

noah: and okay, i can give you a nickname, 2007 justin bieber

cody: i suddenly dont want a nickname anymore

duncan: it's always more satisfying when your partner moans your actual name, anyways

noah: :the camera flicks over to noah puking on the ground as if he was in the sims:

cody: i hate it here

gwen: duncan, i hope you know that noah would be the top here?

cody: what makes you say that?

izzy: gwen: fine, but im in charge
cody: that's just the way i like it!

izzy: total drama island, episode eight, up the creek

cody: mom come pick me up im being attacked

duncan: good points

duncan: noah would also be a more satisfying name to moan out of all the guys here

duncan: *looks at harold*

cody: why are you thinking about whatd it be like to moan our names?

heather: he makes that statement as if hes moaned the names before-

gwen: duncans having fantasies of getting fucked by everyone 😻✨💞

noah: cody, can your mom pick me up too?

duncan: JUST TO CLARIFY I HAVE NOT HAD ANY WETDREAMS ABOUT ANY OF YOU IN HERE

heather: no one said you had wet dreams?

noah: dont blame you. i am irresistible. a male model. a roman statue turned human.

duncan: no you're not

noah: we can make your dream of the boys team orgy come true.

duncan: please do not

gwen: DID DUNCAN JUST CLARIFY HE-

duncan: NO

duncan: NONONO

duncan: PLEASE THIS ISNT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

courtney: WHAT?

duncan: I HAVE NOT HAD ANY FANTASTY SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH ANY OF YOU

duncan: besides one 😏

courtney: EW

duncan: BUT NONE OF THE GUYS

sierra: screen recording every moment of this groupchat DOES come in handy

heather: i love it here

duncan: CAN YOU GUYS ACTUALLY STOP

cody: since im not petty, sure. i know what it's like to be targeted about that stuff and it isnt fun lmao

noah: yeah, i'll lay off. hope you do the same in the future.

heather: keeping the screenshots tho

duncan: sierra if you post any of those LIES to your blogs i will actually kill you

sierra: i already have izzy and eva down my back, cant handle another. your sexual fantasies are safe with me

duncan: i hate that

duncan: soooooo, the weather?

gwen: 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗

leshawna: just scrolled up and im DEAD ASF

duncan: ITS ALL LIES, THEYRE MAKING ME LOOK BAD

justin: oh, is there something bad about being gay, duncan?

duncan: i didnt mean it that way

justin: good.

leshawna: justins gay?

justin: do i need to be gay to support and stick up for the LGBTQ+ community? no. am i? oh hell fucking yes😌💅👑🌈

cody: and im out here thinking justin is canadian 😔🇨🇦

gwen: LMFAOOO

gwen: out here w the vine references, we stan

geoff: reason number 98 on why justin is superior to alejandro

alejandro: reason number 98 on why i dont give a single fuck

justin: reason number 98 on why i score all the ladies even while being a gay king

heather: 🍵

trent: reason number 98 on why eycandy is my husband

justin: reason number 98 on why riptide is MY husband

cody: reason number 98 on why i love you all

gwen: ok wait that's sweet

duncan: yeah wait-

cody: exceptions to duncan👺

total drama gc (DISCONTINUED)Where stories live. Discover now