noah i may take you up on that advil cocaine offer | chapter fourty

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heather: attention everybody

geoff: what's up?

dj: er, everything alright?

gwen: it's 5 am, better be important

heather: i have gathered you all here today to announce

noah: i have a splitting fucking migrane right now and this bullshit is not fucking helping. cut to the damn chase quick before i crush up a bottle of advil and snort it like it's cocaine.

heather: someone has a potty mouth

cody: try having some water and turning off/dimming any lights :( i hope you get better dude

noah: ill do that once i actually feel like i can get out of bed.

sierra: we arent doctors noah, go and complain somewhere else

gwen: wow

noah: and we arent fucking therapists, go be mentally ill somewhere else.

gwen: WOW

sierra: i am NOT mentally ill

geoff: sounds like something a mentally ill person would say 🤠

heather: guys guys no petty arguements without me

heather: so

heather: me and sierra have made a collaboration

noah: ill take this as my cue to leave.

gwen: last time heather started a conversation in here, it did not go good 😀🔫

heather: gwen, since you're my favorite, you can go first

*heather sent a photo*

gwen: NOT THE TOTAL DRAMA REDDIT

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gwen: NOT THE TOTAL DRAMA REDDIT

gwen: im looking kinda cute tho tbh 😼

cody: i remember my family guy phase, that was a dark time

gwen: im glad you clarified it was a phase because if not i would have smacked you into the fucking sun

heather: speaking of cody being thrown into the sun

*heather sent a photo*

*heather sent a photo*

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