🗺 | chapter fourty four

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trent: is the earth flat? let's discuss

leshawna: are you actually bringing this arguement back from like two years ago

courtney: are you serious? theres no discussion to have

heather: the earth is round and that's on that

harold: the earth is actually an oblate spheroid

heather: shut the fuck up

noah: the earth is flat.

courtney: are you fucking serious

noah: absolutely.

geoff: no curve when you look at the skyline

duncan: the government is filled with a bunch of assholes trying to keep us dumb so we cant escape

izzy: THE GOVERNMENT IS FULL OF BASTARDS

heather: bridgette please tell your boyfriend that the earth is infact round

bridgette: cant, im nuetral

courtney: WH-

courtney: YOU CANT STAY NUETRAL?

courtney: THE EARTH IS EITHER FLAT OR ROUND?

noah: flat.

cody: the earth may be flat but my ass isnt 😩

leshawna: SPIT IT STRINGBEAN

harold: unfollow me if you think the earth is flat

noah: no one was following you in the first place.

cody: the earth is flat because if it was round we would hear the clap of its ass cheeks as it orbits the sun

gwen: AKMXSMISXMIXWNUXWNU

leshawna: 💀💀

tyler: the earth is flat

heather: why do i feel like he is saying it unironically

noah: because he is and he's right.

courtney: ARE YOU STUPID?

noah: no, i am aware of all the lies that are being shoved down your throat.

geoff: FELLOW FLAT EARTHERS, SHOW YOURSELVES

cody: flat earth gang!

tyler: flat earth gang!

gwen: flat earth gang

noah: flat earth gang.

duncan: flat earth gang!

lindsay: flat earth gang! :) <33

courtney: DUNCAN?

harold: YOURE ALL IDIOTS

courtney: calling all PEOPLE WITH BRAINS??

harold: here!

heather: sphere earth gang

gwen: that doesnt sound right

bridgette: im in nuetral territory

trent: same, not enough evidence

courtney: NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE-

harold: there are literal photos from space.

duncan: FORGED

gwen: even i could draw a better earth than the ones nasa uploads smh

courtney: riddle me this, why the hell would earth be the only flat planet?

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