straight-boy-core | chapter ten

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heather: ugh why is everyone being nice

heather: can we argue again

leshawna: no

cody: anyways 😳

*cody has added noah*

duncan: oh is noah out of time out now?

noah: oh is duncan out of juvie now?

heather: FINALLY hes back omg i missed him

gwen: ??? lmfao you guys are friends?

noah: no i hate her. shes vile

heather: hes literally disgusting omg

noah: yeah❤

geoff: i am living for this friendship dude

courtney: it sure is...interesting.

duncan: of course. a girl always needs a gay bestfriend.

*noah has added eva*

*noah has added izzy*

izzy: TEAM E-SCOPE

izzy: SBHSUNXZNIWNUWSNISQNU

noah: we're underrated as fuck.

eva: we DESERVE to be in a team together. we could've WON!

noah: brain, brawn, and mental insanity all in one team.

izzy: GOT TO GO THERES POLICE

eva: got to go, have to deal with the police

gwen: uh what just happened

duncan: noah just brought in his body guards

heather: team e-scope needs more recognition tho

noah: ^^

noah: oh shit i should apologize for the arguement before huh

gwen: yeah you should

noah: ,,,

noah: i should but im not going to

gwen: ik we're supposed to hate eachother but love that

noah: ok❤

gwen: ok❤

duncan: did they just make up LMFAO

geoff: dude im so confused but ok go off

leshawna: yall are so weird but i love it💅

cody: it's almost COCKTOBER! BOO!! sorry did i scare you?! WASSUP GIRL😉😉😊ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER😈🌚🍂🍃🍁AND IF YOU👉👉 ARE GETTING THIS👇😘IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN👻🎃HOE😏😩👅💦every year in cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life😱😍🙌👏👏🙌 coming to harvest🍂🍃🍁 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥send this to 10 other halloween hoes or else you a TRICK👻🎃🎃IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋IF YOU GET BACK 6 UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH💋😍🥰🔮BUT IF YOU GET BACK 10 UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦👅🍆💯🎃if you don't send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ other thots💁‍♀️😩👄you will get NO DICK🤚👋 this COCKTOBER🎃

leshawna: WHAT😭😭

gwen: PLEASE TELL ME THATS IRONIC

noah: me n my homies celebrating cocktober 🗣🗣😩😩🤙🤙😝😝💯

cody: remember to bring 😱😱💯💯🙌🤞🤞 your socks😳😳🤙🤙😂😩😩 so it isnt gay💦💦🥶🥶🤟🤟😈

noah: kissing the homies😘😘😝😝💕🤟🤟 isnt gay😳😳🙌🙌💯😱😩😩 because im so straight and set on my sexuality😈😈🤞🥴🤠🤠💦 i feel nothing😭😭💅🗣🗣💯💯🥶

courtney: im scared.

gwen: i never feel anything💪💪👌😹😹👅👅💦🤣🤣

noah: me n tha brothas😩😈😈🤠👬👬 are too busy on that grind💪💯😝🤞🤙🤙 to feel emotions😎🗣👌👏👏

cody: hey dudes😝😝💢💢👋👋🤗 i think all your excess emotions🙀🙀😳😰😱🤯 are coming to me😬😭😢🤙🤙🤕 please take them away🥰🥰🤩🤗💕💕👅👀

trent: are you guys ok

gwen: no❤

leshawna: can we not address what happened above and just have a normal conversation

duncan: it's never normal in here

leshawna: touche

courtney: IM SO UPSET

duncan: wait what happened

duncan: are you ok

duncan: do i need to beat someone up

bridgette: court??

gwen: uh oh

courtney: I CANT BELIEVE THIS

trent: is everything alright?

dj: you can vent to me if youd like

geoff: mocha be steamy rn

courtney: MY TEACHER FAILED MY ESSAY

courtney: BECAUSE HE DIDNT LIKE MY OPINIONS

noah: oh nooo what a tragedy :/

duncan: how buff is your teacher

courtney: not very.

duncan: which knife should i use

courtney: the one with the red handle.

noah: omg such a cute couple she knows his knives :0000

noah: that was sarcasm btw

heather: we know❤

noah: ok❤

courtney: we arent dating so drop it

beth: tsundere

noah: beths a weeb. should've known

heather: she did NOT just say that omg weirdo

heather: shes kinda right tho

*beth has removed heather*

*noah has added heather*

*noah has removed beth*

heather: thanks twerp

noah: no problem duke

heather: but seriously, duncan being so protective over courtney

heather: and courtney knowing details about him, and not being very bothered as usual

leshawna: mind letting us in on what's happening?

duncan: we're dating

courtney: no we aren't

courtney: dont make them think we are

duncan: ok princess

geoff: with all this romance happening

geoff: bridgette will you be my girlfriend?

bridgette: we're already dating silly

geoff: i just wanted to ask you again bc i love you sm💕💕

bridgette: aww, babe!!💕💕💕

heather: bleugh

gwen: get you a man like geoff who will treat you like a queen

cody: hey

gwen: no❤

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