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HI YES SORRY FOR THE REUPLOAD UNDENUXE
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bodyguard///////bookworm (eva/noah)
eva: i need your help asshole.
noah: one. i am not breaking izzy and you out of trouble. again.
noah: two. i am not getting izzys car out of a ditch. again.
noah: three. and god forbid, i am not fucking clearing up another god damn crime scene. again.
eva: THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN
eva: you were right about the izzy thing or whatever.
noah: called it.
noah: i should gamble. it's like i know these things.
eva: as if you need or can handle another unhealthy coping mechanism
eva: but i need help
noah: with what? burying and avoiding your emotions? moving to russia and changing your name? shipping izzy to russia and changing her name? asking her out?
eva: i dont fucking know you prick
noah: i sincerely have no idea why you're asking me.
noah: the guy who avoids all relationships and romantic feelings however necessary.
eva: who else am i gonna ask? owen, izzys ex and blabber mouth? izzy? you want me to ask the groupchat?
noah: maybe someone who knows what they're fucking doing.
eva: noah.
noah: i've been an izva shipper from day one and i would do anything to get the two of you together but relationships are not my forte.
eva: i am literally asking for your help and youre pushing me away you dick
noah: jesus christ. fine.
eva: you are such a fucking idiot at times if you weren't my friend id fucking kill you
noah: flattering.
eva: ugh you dick
eva: sorry for blowing up or whatever im just really stressed right now and had to take it out. i know where you're coming from but i just need you to listen
noah: gotcha.
noah: now go. do what you do.
eva: 😐
eva: ok WELL
eva: anger management girl and me had a talk because my angers getting worse or whatever which is BULLSHIT
eva: but i told her that when im around izzy it calms me down because i couldnt be mad when she was being funny or when she was in danger or whatever
eva: and she told me to reflect on that
eva: and i did that or whatever
eva: and yeah
noah: aw. so you finally figured out about your obvious crush after. hm. let's say a few years after island?
eva: you fucking asshole
noah: this is what i do best.
eva: so i dont know what to do next
noah: and you're asking noah stereca. the relationship expert. the best match maker in the business. love and romance are his expertise. the man who with a simple wink can send each and every woman weak at the knees.
