noah: so you and her are on good terms now i presume?
gwen: yes
noah: excellent
gwen: wish it happened sooner
noah: definitely
noah: watching them all fall for our petty arguement was fucking hilarious lmfao
gwen: had to give you your much needed clout
noah: tyty😌💅💕
gwen: gonna let me get my moments of fame for beating your petty ass in an arguement?
noah: nah, honey. if we did get in an argument, id always win whether i was trying or not
gwen: you arent wrong
gwen: but your idea of the arguement to throw them off of our tracks was genius
gwen: now no one would suspect a thing
noah: too bad it wasnt 100% ideal
noah: didnt get many of the reactions we anticipated. instead everyones either mad at both of us or just you
gwen: yeah that wasnt good
gwen: but it still got cody to message you ;)
noah: for the last time, i dont like that twink lmfao
gwen: yeah sureee
noah: save it, hot topic
noah: trent messaged you too, right?
gwen: yeah
gwen: he took me out for food as well
noah: oh that's sweet of him. too bad he cant take a hint.
gwen: i havent been dropping hints to be completely honest
noah: oh why's that?
gwen: i still like him
noah: liking two people at once isnt really a great thing
gwen: i know i know
gwen: i feel dirty
noah: that's because it is dirty lmfao
noah: if you like two people at once, either you never liked the first one, or you dont like the second
gwen: love how you're giving relationship advice as if you arent starstruck and in denial over gaptooth
noah: im not interested in him. sorry to ruin your fantasies.
gwen: i dont know how im going to be able to sleep at night with knowing my otp isnt canon😔
noah: lmfao
noah: initiating phase two?
gwen: what was that again?
noah: being an ass to mr.prision-rat in the main chat?
gwen: oh ive been on phase two lmfao
noah: clearly.
gwen: im honestly so excited for this
noah: it sure will be interesting.
gwen: hopefully everything will work out
gwen: if the plan fails, at least i can rebound to trent
noah: you saying that makes you sound like an asshole
gwen: as if you arent the biggest asshole in that chat
noah: touche
noah: but sincerely, before you try and do anything, figure out your feelings first
noah: i dont want you getting into a relationship only to realize you actually like trent. that's just more uneccesary drama.
gwen: ill try.
gwen: thanks for helping me out with this lmfao
gwen: need me to repay you?
noah: what payment were you thinking?
gwen: i could probably hook you up with cody
noah: oh my god
noah: i dont like him
gwen: well he definitely likes you
noah: he doesnt akjsjs hes as straight as a pole
gwen: mhmm
gwen: he said he had a crush on a guy during the never have i ever game
noah: oh really? too bad i missed it.
gwen: ,,,right
gwen: and the amount of compliments he gives you are absurd
noah: hes only doing it to get sierra off his back
gwen: whatever. be that way.
noah: yeah i will
gwen: hes definitely interested in you
noah: there is a minuscule chance
gwen: you need me to get the ball rolling for you?
noah: no. however much i am intruiged on if he has a crush on anyone, i dont have a crush on him. it would only be a waste of time and a waste of my 'payment.'
noah: speaking of payment, ill take twenty bucks.
gwen: ugh you're lucky you're funny
gwen: k ill venmo you
noah: sounds sexy.
noah: plan gwourtney will succeed😌💅💕
gwen: PLSS those emojis make you look super gay
gwen: but hell yeah
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