courtney: i would like to clarify that when me, duncan, bridgette, geoff, and dj hung out it was totally platonic
courtney: excluding bridgette and geoff
geoff: love you babe :))
bridgette: love you too :)
heather: and why is it necessary that you tell us?
heather: no one was down your back on it
courtney: that was more of a public message to duncan than anything else
gwen: no matter what you say hes still gonna be head over heels for you
courtney: reading that with your voice makes you sound like you're jealous
gwen: could i messenge you privately? please? apologize and explain for like the millionth time?
courtney: fine.
duncan: ...poly?
courtney: i-
gwen: UHM
sierra: #gwuncaney
duncan: IM KIDDING IM KIDDING
courtney: good.
gwen: hilarious joke.
duncan: ive only got eyes on my man alejandro and that's it ;)
alejandro: you know it senor ;)
duncan: ooh you're gonna make me blush 🥴
sierra: #aleduncan
sierra: the duncan displaying bottom energy counter has now ticked upwards to two so far for this chat
duncan: UM NO? IM A TOP
noah: yeah sure honey. and im an alien from jupiter. as much as i hate mrs.oompa loompa over here, she's right
duncan: ill accept im a bottom once you accept you're gay
noah: thats so hilarious i forgot to laugh. ill grace this chat with my activity once i see some humor or drama.
noah: or i have a chance to participate in another petty arguement. cya.
duncan: hes in denial
alejandro: definitely
heather: i personally think he knows hes gay, but hes staying in the closet to play hard to get cody to like him
heather: because cody liked gwen even when she ruthlessly ignored him and broke his heart
gwen: wow.
gwen: but good observation
alejandro: that is a possibility heather
cody: what enjoyment do you guys get from having a fantasy of me and noah together? that's really creepy
sierra: IF NOAH IS INTERESTED IN CODY-
duncan: bring the earplugs everyone
sierra: YOU GARUNTEE THE ONLY PERSON HES GONNA BE SEEING IN THE FUTURE ARE DOCTORS AND THE FUNERAL DIRECTORS ONCE IM FINISHED WITH HIM
duncan: what a girlfriend you got, shortstuff
cody: 1) shes not my girlfriend and 2) dont call me shortstuff please
duncan: noah called you shortstuff just yesterday
cody: well me and him are friends? and it isnt as offensive when hes hardly an inch taller than me
duncan: mhmm😏
duncan: remember when we were like this alejandro? so young. so flirty. so unaware
alejandro: definitely, mi amor. so loving but oh so blind
duncan: now that we're married, we're more loving that we ever could have been when we were single and crushing
alejandro: our nine children have witnessed it all first hand
heather: wow. that's a bit far.
alejandro: jealous?
heather: annoyed
heather: dont flatter yourself, alejerkdro
alejandro: why would i flatter myself if i could just look through world tour footage of your confessionals and experience it all the same?
heather: i was playing it for the cameras for good ratings
alejandro: you can keep telling yourself that
gwen: can you guys just date already?
alejandro: id personally be down
heather: and id personally be down
heather: *NOT BE DOWN
heather: IM NOT DOWN WITH DATING HIM
duncan: BAHAHHAHAHA
sierra: the alheather fans are going to FREAK at this
heather: yeah and im gonna FREAK on your ass if you keep spreading screenshots about/with me!
heather: the others are fine
heather: BUT NOT ME
sierra: aw cmon! despite you being a bitch you're in the top three characters
heather: and who's fantastic enough to beat me?
sierra: courtney (1st) and owen (2nd)
noah: whoa congrats to the big guy.
sierra: other top seven members include (no particular order) duncan, gwen, noah, and alejandro
heather: i love noah and all but what the fuck
heather: hes never made it to a merge. nor gotten a marshmallow or puke bag
gwen: he does it for the girls and the gays, that's it. the queens and the queers, yeah they're loving his shit
courtney: I WIN?
sierra: gwen and duncan used to top until they cheated
sierra: duncaney used to top too but now its aleheather
heather: sad that the fans support something that'll never be canon
alejandro: we'll see about that
sierra: gwuncan is the most disliked canon ship
gwen: oh as it should be
duncan: what she said
sierra: and *BLEUGH* noco is the most popular non canon ship
heather: AS IT SHOULD BE
courtney: i can get behind that.
noah: oh so the only thing i win at is being gay?
noah: im so flattered.
noah: a dream come true that i, noah stereca, is popularized for excluding 'gay energy' and having the potential to 'top cody emmett jameson anderson.'
noah: my life has officially gone to shit.
sierra: i, as much as it pains me to say, am in your boat too
sierra: NOCO SHOULD NOT EXIST PERIOD
gwen: no❤
sierra: yes❤
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two updates today. you guys are spoiled.
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