ok i promise ill write the sleepover chapters soon | chapter fifty five

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nsfw jokes LMAO it's funny though so keep reading
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lindsay: i have a ?

lindsay: when guys use the bathrom for numbr 2 where do they put there dicks

lindsay: do u guys put it on the toilet seat or let it hang down and touch the watter?

courtney: uh

courtney: call me back when this conversation is over

bridgette: no offense, but same x

trent: do you think our dicks are like two feet long or something? they aren't touching the water

duncan: mine is

cody: duncan stripped in the showers once and i can clarify that he is incorrect

duncan: and why were you looking

cody: you walked around the bathroom and asked all the guys to compare lengths

duncan: oh

geoff: well

geoff: when i shit i usually sling mine over my shoulder

gwen: EYE-

cody: personally, i tell mine to wait outside until i finish up

trent: i go a bit similar tbh? instead i let mine free and let it walk around the bathroom on a leash

leshawna: ON A LEASH- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS ON RN

alejandro: you guys are fr? i thought the standard was cutting it off and then letting it regenerate but i guess that's just me

duncan: i usually tie mine in a knot

justin: it is SO annoying when i forget to untie it when im in a hurry ugh

duncan: definitely!

noah: i have mine just talk on the mic to the boys until im ready to come back. cant miss out on codys lobby shenanigans.

lindsay: wait rlly?

trent: yeah wtf we aren't animals

lindsay: ty guys sm!!! i feel so smart now :::)

tyler: wait you guys do all that? i never heard of it

tyler: maybe i should try

dj: NO DONT

tyler: why?

duncan: DJ-

duncan: if you ruin this

owen: HEY EVERYONE WHATS GOING ON

owen: oh my god

owen: TRENT SAID DICK HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

dj: TYLER DON'T DO THAT

dj: THEY WERE JOKING

owen: what are they joking about

owen: OH I SEE

sierra: just some information: owens title in his total drama biography is "a guy who would do anything on a dare"

duncan: hey owen wanna do a dare

noah: alright, let's draw the line here.

noah: tyler's dick snapping in half is fine with me, he can do that all he wants, but owen's not so much.

tyler: wait what

duncan: you do know that i wasnt going to make owen do that right

duncan: and tyler too

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