what the fuck is nuncan | chapter three

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--its literally 3 am as i write this, and monky brain has officially settled in. hope you enjoy--

duncan: notice how noah and cody stop texting in the gc at the exact same time

trent: you really cant give it up can you

duncan: nope!

heather: let's talk about how not a single straight boy sends reaction pictures, keyspams, and emoticons

noah: can you guys like actually tone it down. im straight. hes straight. we aren't even friends.

cody: we arent friends?😳

noah: :/

leshawna: oh yikes

geoff: an f in the chat for cody

trent: f

duncan: f

dj: f

tyler: f

cody: f

heather: that chain is literally so annoying

duncan: w in the chat for the boys

geoff: w

trent: w

tyler: w

dj: w

cody: w

heather: ugh

courtney: what's the point of that anyway?

noah: it's how boys express their emotions, because every single guy has toxic masculinity and is afraid of showing their feelings because they were taught in such a patriarchal society where everyone pushes boys to be the stronger ones, when in all actuality instead of building them up it pushes them down because it creates an environment where boys feel afraid to be wrong or to need help.

leshawna: period, you tell em sista!

gwen: tbh i literally thought i sent that for a second

gwen: that's totally something id say

trent: 100%

duncan: oh look its lover boy

trent: oh look its a failure delinquent

courtney: don't talk about duncan that way!

courtney: wait-

leshawna: oop💅💕🍵

bridgette: teaaaaa

duncan: i know you love me princess

courtney: i do not! you're hideoudly repulsive.

noah: hey, shout out to thesaurus.com. they really pulled courtney through on this one.

duncan: you can back off, noah, shes smarter than both of us combined

noah: doubtful.

noah: and honestly; you can just say that shes smarter than me, i doubt youd add anything to the collaboration.

gwen: OH SHIT

courtney: okay, that was kind of impressive.

duncan: once again, i can snap you like a twig

noah: okay.

noah: have fun.

duncan: oh i will

noah: it's so cute when you think you're all tough like that, babe.

courtney: oh my god.

leshawnda: NOAH I-

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