duncan: titties so big call her the boobonic plauge
*noah has left*
heather: i...
gwen: nice boyfriend courtney
courtney: wow
courtney: duncan that is inappropriate
geoff: is that what he calls you during sex
courtney: NO
courtney: WE DO NOT HAVE SEX AND HE DOES NOT CALL ME THE BOOBONIC PLAUGE
duncan: imma just stay quiet on this one
geoff: 👀
*heather added noah*
noah: ew.
duncan: wanna say something noah?
noah: yeah, i do.
noah: just thought i should let everyone know that i saw duncan's exact 'choker' in the dog accessory aisle at the store.
gwen: I- ITS A DOG COLLAR?
geoff: kinky
duncan: SO WHAT IF IT IS?
gwen: duncan are you a furry
duncan: NO
geoff: you can come out to us, bud, yk it's safe here
geoff: we accept you
duncan: IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY
harold: oh, so a scaley?
duncan: noah i am going to beat your ass
eva: hello everyone.
duncan: uh nvm take that back
courtney: am i dating a furry
duncan: NO
heather: sierra get in here we have news
sierra: DUNCAN'S A FURRY?
duncan: I AM NOT
sierra: WHATS YOUR FURSONA OMG
sierra: i always imagined it to be a wolf
duncan: my fursona is a human because I AM NOT A FURRY
cody: do you think theres animals that try acting like humans
cody: would they be called fleshies
duncan: shut the fuck up
noah: oh, look, he's getting defensive.
duncan: NOAH-
cody: WHAT IF BIGFOOT IS JUST A FURRY
gwen: i-
gwen: eight years of being obsessed with cryptids and studying bigfoot, all down the drain 😀👍
heather: i think beths a furry
gwen: makes sense
gwen: but i would like to have a conversation about how well made some of those suits are like omg 🙈
gwen: the artistic talent is mwah
noah: i couldn't give a single shit about furries unless they hiss at me. that's when the hunting season starts.
heather: HUNTING SEASON-
gwen: duncan probably kins nick wilde let's be honest here
duncan: WH-
