yes, she is a bitch. b-i-c-t-h | chapter twenty six

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slight sexual theme mentioned.
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heather: courtney, i am going to slaughter you

courtney: hm?

dj: what happened?

heather: she didnt pick me back up after the party, so alejerkdro took it upon himself to walk me home!

sierra: aleheather

courtney: oops.

alejandro: it was my pleasure

heather: ugh fuck off

courtney: sierra, what's your venmo?

sierra: venmo noah instead

heather: you're telling me he won his bet, even with a jacked up nose?

geoff: AYEEE, WHOD MY G KISS?

noah: i am not your 'g.'

eva: he kissed me.

heather: PSHH, WHAT?

sierra: he messaged me a picture of him kissing eva on the cheek, and after a bit of debating he proved that it matched the guidelines of the bet 😒🖕

dj: noah, is your nose okay?

noah: duncans time in juvie really shown its face there. yes, im fine.

alejandro: im pretty sure anyone can cause that amount of damage to a twink like you without any training

cody: hop off

alejandro: you offend one short guy and here comes all their friends 🙄 pack it up rugrats, i cant hear you from down there

geoff: RUGRATS-

gwen: THAT SENT ME INTO THE ASTRAL PLANE AKJSKSK

leshawna: PLSS😭💀💀

duncan: LMFAOOO

duncan: what happened at the party after i left?

geoff: well, what happened between you and mocha?

courtney: i got him mcdonalds and then drove him home.

duncan: we shared a milkshake 😏

courtney: i didnt have enough money on me for two.

geoff: oooh~

geoff: but me and tyler made the most disgusting food combos we can think of for eachother lmfao, idk about anyone else

tyler: you LITERALLY fed me ketchup juice on expired butternut icecream

bridgette: geoff ate a snickle and said it was good 🤢

geoff: SNICKLE GANGG

dj: i was doing karaoke with the drama brothers and a few others!

cody: we definitely need to go out to do karaoke and some point again :'))

justin: trent would NOT stop singing mr.brightside, it was draining

trent: revenge for you turning it off in the car

eva: noah forced me and izzy to watch the breakfast club with him. i swear it's like his 25th time this month watching it.

noah: correction, 30th.

gwen: what the fuck

noah: i have the script memorized.

heather: looks like trent and izzy arent the only insane ones

noah: the breakfast club is a cinematic masterpiece and i will not be taking any complaints.

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