sierra: TODAY IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
noah: did you finally get some therapy?
duncan: i hate that i laughed at something you said
gwen: i just lost in subway surfer trying to swipe away your notification. this better be the most important news ever or else there will be consequences
heather: oh no! gwens going to cast a witch spell on you, sierra
gwen: oh shut up
heather: oh what are you gonna do, read tarot cards at me?
sierra: HOWEVER MUCH I ADORE SOME GHEATHER TENSION
heather: what
sierra: THERE IS SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID
duncan: go on, we dont have all day
duncan: oh, forgetting that you woke us up at SEVEN IN THE FUCKING MORNING. yeah we do have all FUCKING DAY
trent: bold of you all to assume that i fell asleep already. asleep from 8am to 3pm gang
geoff: asleep from 8am to 3pm gang
gwen: asleep from 8am to 3pm gang
courtney: im so glad you guys are proud of your unhealthy lifestyle. asleep from 10pm to 6am gang!
gwen: cue the crickets
geoff: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗
noah: i dont have a sleep schedule. im awake until big op decides to thwack me across the back of my skull.
gwen: big op?
noah: i call god that sometimes.
heather: 'big original poster'
noah: am i wrong?
gwen: well no but-
sierra: SHUT UP
sierra: ARE YOU ALL READY FOR MY NEWS?
bridgette: of course, sierra! what's up?
sierra: ME AND CODY ARE OFFICIALLY DATING!
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trent: that makes a lot of sense
sierra: what?
trent: nothing. anyways, i gotta go. i have to get somewhere at nine
gwen: its seven-
trent: justins been forcing me to come to his house where he styles my hair and clothes for me
justin: for the record, i haven't been forcing him. riptide seems to have no problem wearing my carefully selected outfits
justin: from my closet, i should mention ;)
duncan: clothes out the closet, trent and justin in the closet. figuratively and literally.
noah: id praise you on that if it wasnt another sexuality joke.
noah: now, did cody say yes this time or is this some fantasy dream of yours?
sierra: HE SAID YES!
dj: congratulations :)
sierra: thank you dj!
noah: that is rather... intruiging.
duncan: is someone jealous?
noah: yes. i am infuriated. my veins are popping out of my body with a newfound rage.
heather: evas anger issues are rubbing off on him
eva: did you want to say something to me, heather?
izzy: COME ON EVA! BEAT HER ASS!
heather: ill pass
leshawna: i already knocked heather up fair by myself
noah: after she was trying to help you not get manipulated by eeljandro.
leshawna: and you just expect me to trust her after everything shes done?
noah: i expect you all to have a lick of common sense that al was an antagonist. he is literally the most obvious villian stereotype in all forms of media.
duncan: sorry, but we dont read books 24/7 like you do
noah: my apologies. should've known that none of you could harness the brain power for that. my mistake.
sierra: EVERYONE BACK ONTO CONGRATULATING ME
bridgette: congrats, sierra! i wish the two of you the best
geoff: we all know they need it
gwen: ^^
bridgette: geoff, that is so out of pocket
sierra: geoff, you and bridgette are either arguing or making out. nothing else. dont worry about my relationships until you focus on your own
geoff: what matters is both me and bridgette are happy in our relationship. can you say the same?
duncan: DAMN
sierra: i can! both me and cody are extremely happy!
geoff: says a lot that hes inactive rn
noah: 😳 -in memory of cody
trent: 😳
gwen: 😳
justin: 😳
geoff: 😳
harold: 😳
courtney: shut it.
sierra: this is a lot less excitement than i imagined :(
noah: my apologies. congratulations. i am filled with the upmost joy and that cody and you are dating. ill set an alarm for two weeks, hopefully you can last longer than the average highschool couple.
duncan: you are acting so jealous right now
noah: i am not.
gwen: duncan isnt lying
heather: for once, i agree with you two
noah: this is exhausting.
duncan: no comeback? we really got him now
noah: ugh, can i not be disapproving of other people's toxic relationships?
gwen: well yeah but not when we all ship noco
noah: whatever.
sierra: i cant stand your negativity towards the BEST TOTAL DRAMA SHIP IN EXISTENCE
noah: give it a few days.
sierra: close ship seconds are aleheather and duncaney!
courtney: no.
heather: ill pass on that
gwen: everyone in this chat is in heavy denial. i love it
