I wrote this at like two in the morning so excuse the awfulness of it please
Cred: I actually forgot which otp prompt blog I got this from.
He was pressed tightly to the right wall while Kyle stayed on his side of the small closet, "Why are you in here anyway?" He asked, despite the fact he just met this guy a minute ago. "My friend set me up on a blind date and, well.... The person is so annoying and rude and I don't want to go out there any time soon if they is still there."
"I guess we're both here because of our dates. Mine insulted me, then tried to say it was a compliment and wow, I just couldn't after they spoke more. Trust me, I'm not a rude person. I just can't handle that" his reply was a hum.
"But seriously Dan, I was in here first. Get your own closet" Kyle said, nudging his head to the door. "If you force me to leave, I'll find your date and tell them your location!" He threatened.
"You're as threatening as a baby kitten wrapped up in a blanket." "Why would you wrap a kitten in a blanket?" "So they would stay warm obviously. Have you never had a kitten before?" "Well, no I haven't." "But I was here first, Dan."
Dan groaned, "No, I was here first."