SUPER HERO AU
Dan is an assassin
Kyle is an annoying lil shit
< The Pain In My Ass >
You left again.
< The Bootyassin >
Ofc I did
You could die
< The Pain In My Ass >
ur little booty buddies wouldn't try if I had u with me
< The Bootyassin >
....what does that mean
< The Pain In My Ass >
It's a pun
Don't worry ur pretty lil mind
< The Bootyassin >
* selfie of him in front of Kyle's window *
< The Pain In My Ass >
Oh
You lil shit
< The Bootyassin >
Now I'm off to * a place I can't tell you bc haha Kyle suck it *
< The Pain In My Ass >
Ur a such a bitch
< The Bootyassin >
Thanks sweetie <3
