Dan just wanted to sleep until his headache was gone, but Kyle obviously had different plans. He woke Dan up actually at ten am. And Dan couldn't say that waking up to Kyle holding a broomstick and a wand wasn't the most confusing thing he woke up to. Waking to see Kyle naked in his bed for the first time still won that award.
"What the fucking slip slop, Kyle?" He gestured to the broom, wrapping the blankets even more tighter around him. "You're ready for your Quidditch match, babe" Kyle said casually before laughing at the confused expression on Dan's face.
"But I don't play Quidditch" he wandered out loud causing Kyle to laugh harder. "Dammit Kyle, stop laughing. This is serious" but that only caused him to laugh more. Well until he stopped.
"You were drunk last night-" "no, I wasn't!"
"Sweetie, you were more drunk than you are gay" Kyle took a pair of sunglasses out and slid them on. "Anyway, you told me I was pregnant with Janna's child, tried to have sex with me, made me kill a cockroach because it was a deatheater and informed me that your last broomstick was broken and you had a Quidditch match today."
Kyle laughed when Dan started blushing obviously, "it was cute, dork." "But-" Kyle irrupted him, "let's just cuddle, okay?" "Okay."
