Im using my mother's phone, I'm such a rebel
I wrote with sarcasm"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"Never"
"I think you mean right now"
"No, I meant never"
"I think you mean yes"
"I'm sure I meant no"
"Please, we all know you're going to say yes."
"FINE! We'll wear the stupid matching onesies...."