Kyle: hey
Dan: Who are you?
Kyle: that's no polite way to greet someone
Dan: I'm sorry. I'll try again.
Dan: who the fuck are you, sir?
Kyle: ouch. Someone's grumpy
Kyle: and my name is Kyle. Though you can call me sir ;)
Dan: Well usually people are grumpy when some stranger messages them at midnight
Kyle: tell me your name
Dan: my name is Dan
Kyle: why are you up so late?
Dan: I was asleep before you woke me up. Haven't you heard of stranger danger?
Kyle: hey, are you one of those people who are like really strong on the internet but irl are really big nerds who watch Twin Peaks?
Dan: wtf
Kyle: I'm friends with Ralph
Dan: oh
Dan: I GET IT NOW! You're that Kyle.
Kyle: what does that mean?
Kyle: don't stop replying
