Villain

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- written at 12:43 am-
Trying to finish Red Dragon so I can then read Silence of the lambs then Hannibal. UNLIKE LAST TIME WHEN I READ HANNIBAL THEN SILENCE
Page 312/421
Right into the sex scene with Dolarhyde and Reba
Rad i think she's going to die
Peace out Girl Scouts

Villain AU

Dan is the villain
Kyle is the boyfriend

< Kylemetres >

Milk, bread, eggs, flour, condensed milk and three blocks of chocolate. Right?

< *Evol Little Shit >

One of the blocks has to be dark chocolate.

< Kylemetres >

R u making fudge?

< *Evol Little Shit >

Love fudge <33333

< Kylemetres >

How r u The Dragon

< *Evol Little Shit >

I add human into my fudge <33333

< Kylemetres >

You're joking rite??

I ate some of your fudge once

Oh fuck I'm a cannibal now

Better catch up on Hannibal then

< *Evol Little Shit >

Jk but now I know u ate my fudge.

U r sleeping on the couch

< Kylemetres >

Why do I have to do the shopping?

< *Evol Little Shit >

Cuz
1. I'm lazy
2. Barely staying alive cuz bad assassins trying to kill me
3. only times I go outside is to pick my victims
4. IF I GO OUTSIDE THE POLICE WILL TRY AND ARREST ME CUZ IM A MURDERER YA DIG

// * Dean Winchester voice* I can dig Elvis //

< Kylemetres >

Oh yeah because U DECIDED TO BECOME THE DRAGON AND BE KILLED MORE THAN ONCE

< *Evol Little Shit >

And I'm vvv lucky I have a boyfriend that knows how to make the dead alive and isn't bothered by the fact I kill people <333333 hurry I think that annoying Super Ralph or whatever guy is gonna come and try and beat me

< Kylemetres >

RALPH IS UR FRIEND NOW STOP

< *Evol Little Shit >

Fine fine

******* Evol is not a typo. It's a pun. Marina and the diamonds pun.
- update/ spoiler -
I finished Red Dragon around two in the morning. Reba doesn't die in the book (idk about the movie ) , thank the gods.

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