Dan: Kyle, I'm going to ask you something. Please don't laugh.
Kyle: Babe, I will not
Dan: I was on Twitter and I just saw a tweet about how ugly I was and Kyle, do you think I'm ugly and fat?
Kyle: omg what
Kyle: you? Ugly? Fat? No. You're bae. You're perfection.
Dan: I think I should go on a diet.
Kyle: you don't have to. You're perfection. You aren't fat or ugly. You'll beautiful and at the perfect weight.
Dan: Kyle, please don't lie to me.
Kyle: kitten, I'm not lying to you. You look like a kitten 24/7 and your stomach is adorable and warm and so soft. You look so cute and innocent, but sexy and fuckable. Your legs are wow, your arms are just. I can't even. I'll be over in a few hours and I'll cuddle you, cutie.
Dan: that sounds nice.
Kyle: lovebug, you get some sleep and I'll be there when you wake up.
