DAWN OF THE DYLE

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Spoilers for Ice Age; Dawn Of The Dinosaurs. I watch while I type.

"I hope Scrat falls to his death, I hate him" Dan said and he laughed when Kyle rolled his eyes at the girl. "She's got game, you must admit"

"That was ungentlemenly--nope she's a bitch" Dan groaned. "Finally the main characters! Baby?"

"You watched the second movie, right?" Kyle irrupted Dan's thoughts of mpreg. "I'm going to talk to our baby like that" Kyle rubbed Dan's stomach and Dan playfully shoved him. "Watch the movie dork face."

One running scene and one cute scene later.

"Awwww, that's cute" Dan muttered. "But that makes sense." He punched Kyle in the shoulder. "That was a manly punch, I'm a manly man" he said. Kyle rolled his eyes playfully, "Well, manly man. Remember who suggested we watch Ice Age with, I quote, cutie little dinosaurs?" "I remember that being you." "No, I think it was you."

Then they started arguing about who said what and it totally ended up with sex and no one watched Ice Age.

I LOVE THIS MOVIE AND I LOVE MAMMA DINOSAUR AND HER BABIES AND I LOVE DINOSAURS YAY MAMMA DINOSAUR

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