I would've written a birthday oneshot but I don't really write those unless of course it's Leigh Whannell's birthday. He's the only one I would write birthday fanfic for.
"Hey Dan, you've been dating Kyle for a while now" Ralph said and Dan nodded innocently, unaware of the trap he was walking into. "So you obviously had sex by now" Dan's eyes widened.
"Well, um" "I just want to know who tops and who bottoms" Kyle suddenly appeared behind Dan. "What are you guys talking about?" "Puppies?" "Sex."
Kyle looked over at them. "Puppies and sex. I'm not leaving you two alone again"
Request.
