The pick up lines

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The pick up lines are bold

"Are you wearing galaxy pants because your ass is out of this world?"

"...no, I'm wearing jeans."

"Can I park my car in your garage? It's pretty big, but it doesn't leak."

"But I don't have a garage and you don't have a car?"

"We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you."

"But that's not how you play strip poker."

"Dan, I'm trying to be dirty and romantic."

"If you're trying to be dirty, why don't you roll around in mud?"

"Gosh, I'm going to explain them all."

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