Dan came back and jumped onto his boyfriend, "let's do it!" Kyle groans as Dan peppered kisses on his face. "I'm trying to sleep, you drunk dork."
"I WOULD NEVER DRINK IN FRONT OF OUR CHILD!" He yelled, placing his hands onto Kyle's belly. "I love our baby, I hope she or he or they have your eyes."
"Dan, you bottom. You would have the baby" He raised an eyebrow at the drunk, "and guys can't get pregnant."
Dan started crying, "JANNA IS THE FATHER, ISNT SHE?!" Kyle's drunk boyfriend ran out of the bedroom, crying.
