"What were you and Kyle doing yesterday?" Ralph asked Dan when he sat down.
"Ummm..." He awkwardly looked out the window. "We were noodle jousting" he tried to sound casual. "You can get hickeys from pool toys?" Ralph asked casually, damn him.
"Well, yeah. Of course you can. Haven't you?" Dan shrugged, still trying to be all casual. "You sent me a bunch of texts when you were probably very drunk" Ralph showed Dan the texts.
"Okay, so we didn't use actual pool noodles when we noodle jousted"
