Aqua: Adventurer cards can't be forged.
Kazuma: Yeah this girls magic stat is high.
Aqua: Also, if she can use explosion magic, then that's amazing!
Y/n: Yeah but can we try to see how she does against enemies.
Megu: Don't call me "that girl" or "she". I'd prefer if you called me by my name.
*Y/n nods at Kazuma and kazuma gives her the menu*
Kazu: Go ahead and order something "archwizard"
Y/n: Kazuma don't under or overestimate her she might be the most powerful or as useless as aqua.
*Time skip to the fields brought to you by Y/n unlocking his shinkai*
Megu: Explosion magic is the strongest magic but it takes some time to charge.
Kazuma: I'll make sure that frog doesn't move, now charge u-
Aqua: There is another frog look
Y/n: Oh great, Aqua and Kazuma deal with it.
Kazuma: Aqua aren't you a former something-or-other right?
Aqua: What do you mean "former" I'm still a goddess!
Megu: Goddess?
Y/n and Kazu: She calls herself that it's kind of sad.
Aqua: Fine I'll defeat that frog on my own.
Kazu: What.
Y/n: Go after her I'll make sure Megu stays saf-
Megu: Megu????
Y/n: It's your nickname now please focus.
Aqua: God requiem!
*the frog eats useless*
Kazuma: that's a goddess for you.
Megu:
(I'm not writing the chant)
Y/n: Isn't that a bit, you know, OVERKILL!
Kazuma: There is another frog, Megumin lets back... off.
Megu: Because explosion is so powerful I can't move a muscle
Y/n: Kazuma get Aqua I'll get megu!
Megu: Stop calling me that.
*Megu gets eaten*
Kazuma: Don't get eaten!!!
Y/n: Slice Konpyūtā no fuguai
*Y/n's sword becomes a scythe*
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Kazu: What the!!
*The frogs gets sliced into a million pieces while megu is unharmed*
Megu: Wh... wh.. whaa.. WHAT WAS THAT!!
*Tome skip*
Luna: You guys have completed your quest, thank you for your hard work.
*Kazu and Y/n pick up the eris*
Kazu: 144000 split into 4 people.
Y/n: leads to 36000 each as much as part time work.
Kazu: I want to go back.
Y/n: I know you are trying not to think about what happened in the past, at least stay here for sometime, we have to go back with our memories.
???: I happened to see your recruitment poster. Are you still recruiting?
*Y/n and kazuma look at the person*
*Kazuma is now blushing and Y/n notices Kazuma blushing*
Y/n: This is gonna be a long night...
???: My name is darkness, my calling is that of a crusader.
Y/n: NOT GOOD VIBES, I REPEAT NOT GOOD.
???: Shut up please.
Darkness: Please.. Please let me...
Y/n: Ok I don't trust her.
Darkness: j-j-j-join your party
*Y/n smashes his head into the table*
YOU ARE READING
Isekai Bleached (Male Soul Reaper Reader x Konosuba)
AdventureY/n died to a hollow but didn't become one due to his soul reaper powers and is greeted by Aqua and kazuma in the void like space. Konosuba and Bleach are NOT owned by me Corruption, Glitch and Origin are my Original characters if you want to use t...
