(2k reads.... what.... someone explain this to me please. -A/n)
Kazuma: We're going to a dungeon tomorrow.
Y/n: Stop acting depressed.
Megu: I'm useless in a dungeon...
Y/n: You can stay outside and check if any monsters come near.
*Timeskip*
Y/n: Wow Kazuma you had to get a night vision skill.
Kazuma: Shut.
*Aqua and Kazuma are arguing every step*
Y/n: Kazuma move.
*Kazuma dodges a gremlin and Y/n kills it*
*Small timeskip*
Kazuma: Wait Aqua... Can you actually see in the dark?
Aqua: As well as in daylight.
Kazuma: You said you heard me rustling around when we were sleeping in the stables.
Aqua: I didn't see what. When you were rustling around I turned the other way to sleep.
Y/n: Kazuma tell me you didn't do "that".
Kazuma: Sorry Y/n but it's the truth.
*They keep on walking but every sound they get scared except Y/n who was shaking their heads*
Kazuma: *Definitely manly scream*
Y/n: Wow... An adventures corpse scared Kazuma.
*Aqua sends the spirit to heaven*
Kazuma: Somethings up with you Aqua.
Aqua: I can't believe you screamed.
*Timeskip brought to you by Aqua spamming Turn Undead*
???: Is there a priest among you?
???: My name is Keele. I built this dungeon and kidnapped a nobles's daughter.
*One Story Later*
Keele: I need a favor can you purify me?
Y/n: This is sad not because of sorrow but because of dumbness.
Aqua: *Does an entire speech*
Kazuma: Who is this?
Y/n: I know for a fact that this isn't Aqua.
Aqua: *Continues to do an entire speech* Sacred turn undead.
*Timeskip*
Kazuma: Lurk.
Y/n: Flash step.
Aqua: *Yelling nonsense*
*Kazuma and Y/n are hidden behind a pillar.
Y/n: 25 Eris she yells at us if she survives.
Kazuma: 25 she doesn't make it out.
Y/n: As much as I like yours better I still think she survives.
Kazuma: Sadly.
*Timeskip*
Megu: May I ask what happened?
*Aqua crying while Kazuma is looking down*
Kazuma: I lost 25 Eris...
*Timeskip*
Y/n: What are they doing at the guild... We still have dept. I wasted my money on stuff that could be helpful and they do this to get into more debt.
*Y/n flash steps to get Megumin out*
Y/n: Your not drinking anything okay.
Megu: Fine let's go home to sleep.
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Isekai Bleached (Male Soul Reaper Reader x Konosuba)
AdventureY/n died to a hollow but didn't become one due to his soul reaper powers and is greeted by Aqua and kazuma in the void like space. Konosuba and Bleach are NOT owned by me Corruption, Glitch and Origin are my Original characters if you want to use t...
