(I'm doing this now and you can't stop me -A/n)
Kazuma: Y/n did you know that after your fight the Lord wanted a rematch but Darkness took care of him... Darkness still hasn't returned yet.
Y/n: excuse me W H A T
Aqua: Wait...
*Aqua and Kazuma start to scream*
???: Meow
Y/n: Oh hi Megu these two are just going through something.
Kazuma: What's with the cat?
Megu: I doubt she'll cause trouble, so.
Y/n: You want to keep her?
Megu: Is that alright?
*Y/n pets the cat*
Y/n: Sure what's her name?
Megu: Chomusuke
*Kazuma and Aqua have a dead pan face*
Y/n: Your cat, You get to name it.
Megu: Anyway what were you two screaming about?
Kazuma: How can you be so calm? Darkness is...
Megu: There may be rumors but not all of them are true.
*Kazuma explains to Megu the problem*
Megu: What should we do.
Y/n in background: Come here Chomusuke
Sena: Is Satou Kazuma here?
Y/n: Yes and he is going through some trauma.
*Timeskip... Someone help me please*
*Aqua is currently yelling and screaming*
Y/n: Your on your own for forcing me to pay your tab.
*Megu is currently inside of a frog*
Y/n: Screw it... Slice Konpyūtā no fuguai!!!
*The toad that had Megu in it's mouth gets sliced in half*
Sena: When could you do that?
Y/n: Since the very start.
Kazuma: Snipe.
*An arrow flies at the frog and cuts Aqua's hair and ego*
Aqua: Hey you almost hit me.
*Aqua gets eaten*
Kazuma: Aqua.
*Timeskip past that horrible death of a tod*
*Sena, Aqua, and Kazuma are running away*
Y/n: Getsuga tenshou.
*The Getsuga cuts a blue frog in half and then Aqua and Sena gets eaten*
Y/n: Okay. Red Getsuga Tenshou.
*Kills the frog chasing Kazuma*
Y/n: Kazuma get Aqua and Sena. I'll protect Megumin.
???: Light of Saber.
*Timeskip*
Kazuma: Thanks for saving us whoever you are.
Yunyun: I think you have the wrong Idea I couldn't let my rival die.
Y/n: How can I remember someone I never met before... somethings wrong.
*Small time skip*
Y/n holding Megu and Yunyun using his light blue getsuga
Y/n: Now are you two done fighting.
Both of them: Yes.
*Timeskip*
Y/n: Megu did you have to slime me?
Megu: Yes, it was for you holding me up.
Y/n: What ever... I'm washing this off.
Megu: I believe I'm going first.
Y/n: Did you know that when my Zanpakuto is in it's electrical state I go faster.
Megu: Wait a minute.
Y/n: Goodbye Megu.
*Y/n gets to the bathroom but Megu busts through the door*
Megu: Fine then lets join in... the... b...a...t...h......
Y/n: You realized didn't you...
*Megu and Y/n are blushing*
Y/n: Fine it conserves water.
*Timeskip to the bath*
Y/n: Finally, I can get that slime off of me.
Megu: Yeah.
Y/n: Didn't you traumatize that girl?
Megu: Don't worry she'll be back.
Y/n: You guys are the same age right.
Megu: Hey that's mean.
Y/n: I'm not talking about what your thinking about, I'm talking about maturity.
Megu: Maybe it's a bad idea to be in the same bath togethe- hey.
*Y/n splashed Megu with water*
Y/n: That's for sliming me.
Aqua: Hey guys me and Kazuma just got the quest money.
Y/n: I'm good Megu is not home though probably traumatizing her rival.
Aqua: Thanks.
*Kazuma goes into the bath*
Kazuma: I knew you guy would be in here.
Y/n: You can either leave with your mouth shut or leave with no mouth at all.
Kazuma: Chill, bro chill.
*Timeskip to The shop*
*Megu and Yunyun are fighting*
Aqua: Here, maybe this will help.
Wiz: A friendship crystal. I know why don't you two use this?
*Both of them start using the crystal*
Y/n: Kazuma, be lucky your not using the crystal.
Kazuma: Why???
Y/n: You'll see.
*Multiple windows open up each showing embarrassing memories*
Y/n: It would have showed your death.
Kazuma: oh...................
Y/n: Yep embarrassing memories.
*Megu smashes the crystal and Y/n gives Wiz Eris to pay it off*
*Timeskip.... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
Y/n: Good job you broke our secret.
Megu: I did what had to be done.
(No secret thing to help you this chapter and I'm just going to say it, the thing I'm doing is an ARG -A/n)
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Isekai Bleached (Male Soul Reaper Reader x Konosuba)
AventuraY/n died to a hollow but didn't become one due to his soul reaper powers and is greeted by Aqua and kazuma in the void like space. Konosuba and Bleach are NOT owned by me Corruption, Glitch and Origin are my Original characters if you want to use t...
