Isekai Bleached (Male Soul Reaper Reader x Konosuba)

A nonexistent rest for this poor kazuma

(Just a cure for Depression up there -A/n)

Kazu: You good Y/n?

Y/n: I going to train, DON'T bother me until you make your decision.

Kazu: ok good bye then.

*Timeskip to Y/n in the forest*

Y/n: Okay, What do I call you when I don't want to go into shinkai mode

???: Origin, but if i'm in a bow form call me glitch, In shinkai or not unless you want to activate it.

Y/n: Okay Origin what other powers do I ha-

Kazuma running towards you: Y/n, you were right, she has many screws loose.

Y/n: That's it, I TOLD YOU NOT TO FOLLOW ME YOU NIMWI- 

*Timeskip because I don't want to tell you what happened*

Y/n: So she is hopeless to the core?

Kazuma: Yep, her name darkness, hope we never meet her with the girls.

Y/n: Okay let's go home

*Timeskip*

*Y/n and kazuma walk into the guild*

Y/n: What in the world aqua.

Aqua: Oh look Kazuma and Y/n, What do you think of my new skill.

Y/n: That is a party skill you unintelligent, ignorant, dense, brainless, mindless, foolish, dull, witless, simplemided, empty-headed low-graded goddess.

*Timeskip*

Kazuma: So you can learn skills with the points you saved up, huh?

Y/n: Yep, any skill you have seen or only you have.

Kazuma: Skills you only have?

Y/n: My flash step is at level 2 which is one my skills.

*Megu explains a bit more*

Kazuma: So does that mean if I have you teach me, I could learn explosion magic.

Megu: Exactly.

Y/n: You're on your own now.

Megu: Is there any skill more worthwhile to learn.

Megu: Come now, let us walk the path of explosions with me.

Kazuma: Hey, calm down, little girl. Besides I only have 3 points.

Megu: little girl. he called me a little girl...

Y/n: Kazuma, did you forget Megu is 18 years old.

Kazuma: Yeah, but her height makes her look like a kid.

Darkness: I've been looking for you.

*Darkness and a girl are behind kazuma*

Y/n and Kazuma: Well shoot.

Darkness: You said that you had too much to drink yesterday.

*Dankness sits besides Kazuma*

Darkness: Let's continue where we left off yesterday, please let me join your part-

Kazuma: I refuse.

*Darkness evolved into lewdness*

Darkness: Such a snap decision.

Y/n: Stop being lewd and we might let you in.

Kazuma to y/n: Why did that make her happy?

???: That won't do darkness. You can't be so pushy.