Isekai Bleached (Male Soul Reaper Reader x Konosuba)

Crocodiles... Yay?

(Yes I have to watch konosuba again on crunchyroll without premium to do this thing -A/n)

Kazuma: This money is worthless...

Y/n: feeling satisfied with just a few coins... We got rid of a dullian...

Kazuma: and we have to take care of a somewhat useless team....

Y/n and kazu: this is not the life i wished for...

Y/n: You should have chosen something useful not *Points at aqua* that.

*totemskip*

Aqua: I'm tired of living in debt.

Y/n: Then why did you put us here?

Aqua: A quest, Because of that dullian there are only hard quests left, I need money.

*Megu is half awake on Y/n shoulder*

Darkness: I don't mind.

Y/n: If megu wasn't on my shoulder I would slap aqua... And not take darkness on a impossible quest.

Aqua and Darkness: Hey!

*Aqua goes to find a quest*

Megu: Will.. aqua.. be alright *Yawns*.

Y/n: I'm sure she'll be okay.

Darkness: Hopefully she comes back with a hard quest.

Y/n: *lifts megu off a shoulder* If she does You aren't going.

*timeskip*

*Aqua and kazuma are fighting on which quest to get*

Y/n: Just take this one...

*Time no su skip*

Kazuma: How long will it take for you to purify it.

Aqua: Half a day.

Y/n: Take it... If you finish it quickly you get most of the money.

*Y/n gives a paper to aqua that says:

"Each % goes to the entire team except you. 

1 hour: 0%
2 hours: 15%
3 hours: 25%
4 hours: 35%
5 hours: 45%
6 hours: 50%
7 hours: 65%
8 hours: 70%
9 hours: 75%
10 hours: 85%
11 hours: 90%
12 hours: all

"*

Aqua: Okay let's go!

*Ko Time skip ba*

Y/n: Kazuma, this is a bad idea.

Kazuma: Stop whining and let's go.

Megu: We arrived.

*Y/n puts aqua and her cage in the water*

Y/n: Start.

Kazuma: Tell us if anything happens.

*Two hours later*

Kazuma: No monsters are showing up.

Y/n: Megu, your being reserved today. Normally you'd say something chuuni-ish.

Megu: Hey *pouts*

Y/n: *trying not to laugh*

Kazuma: Hey, Aqua! How is purifying the lake going.

Aqua: It's going well!

Kazuma: If you need to use the bathroom let us know.

Aqua: Arch Priests don't need to use the bathroom.

Megu: It sounds like she is doing fine.

Megu: Crimson demons don't need to use the bathroom.

Darkness: M-Me neither.

Kazuma: What about you Y/n?

Y/n: My current high score of bladder control is 1 week.

Kazuma: By the way, Darkness don't try to deny it. If you 3 insist then next time we'll accept a quest that'll take longer than a day, we'll see if you use it.

Y/n: Kazuma, I can go without using it for a we-

Megu: Please don't! Crimson demons don't need to use the bathroom, okay?

Y/n: Megu, your face is as red as your clothes.

Kazuma: Why aren't the alligators coming.

Y/n: They are coming as fast as your childhood best friend to your funeral.

Aqua: Kazuma, something is coming.

Y/n: I'll deal with it.

*Y/n flash steps killing most of them*

Y/n: There are too many but i'll try.

*ko time su skip*

(Yep that is it, don't worry Y/n will fight Kyouga fair and square -A/n)