(AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh -A/n)
Y/n: Fire sword
Aqua: Let me come near...
Y/n: No.
*Timeskip... help me*
Kazuma: Our party is poorly balanced
Y/n: One time cute magician, Priest that is only good with undead, and a crusader that always misses.
Kazuma: Why don't you tell megumin about you know?
Y/n: It's too early to tell her.
Kazuma: Aqua we're here... don't hurt her please...
Aqua: What?
*Kazuma goes in and Aqua attacks the shopkeeper*
Aqua: You damn undea-
Y/n: Aqua, If you don't stop I will attack you...
*Smol timeskip*
Y/n: I'm not sure you should be listening to Aqua Wiz.
Wiz: Why??
Y/n: She's mean, entitled, spoiled, you know?
Wiz: But she can kill me...
Y/n: If she kills you she will never be a arch-priest again.
Wiz: Here you go aqua...
Kazuma: Wiz... Can you teach me a skill?
Aqua: What?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!!??!?
*one fight later*
Y/n: STOP FIGHTING PLEASE OR ONLY MY SWORD WILL KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!!!
Aqua: Okay...
Wiz: So I heard that you defeated Verdia-san.
Kazuma: You sound like you knew Verdia.
Wiz: That's because I'm one of the 8 leaders in the devil king's army.
Aqua: Got yo-
Y/n: Kill her and I will ban you from alcohol and I will make sure you get no money.
*Timeskip*
Kazuma: So you can help us get in the gates?
Wiz: Yes...
Kazuma: Were you close to Verdia?
Wiz: No. Actually he kept peeking up my skirt by rolling his head down the halls.
Y/n: Well, he dead.
*Timeskip*
Aqua: This is a fitting place for me to live.
Y/n: No.
*Smol timeskip*
Kazuma: I'll take care of the cleaning.
Y/n: Let's go.
Kazuma: Call out as soon as you see a ghost.
*Smol smol timeskip*
Y/n: My own room finally.
*Aqua crying in her room*
Y/n: What happened?
Kazuma: Aqua's alcohol has been drunk.
Y/n: Nope, Goodnight.
*Aqua yelling turn undead*
Y/n: I don't care for your alcohol so let me sleep.
*Timeskip*
Y/n: Welp bladder control can only go so far.
*Y/n sees the doll*
Y/n: Why are you here?
*Doll doesn't answer*
Y/n: Do me a favor and don't follow me... I'm going to the bathroom okay?
*Y/n leaves his room and goes to aqua's room*
Y/n: Aqua, You forgot one spiri- Why are you here megu?
Megu: Why did you come into this room?
Y/n: Same reason you are here for... The dolls.
Megu: And I needed to use the bathroom.
Y/n: Fine.. I'll accompany you.
Megu: What????
Y/n: Would you rather want Kazuma to?
Megu: You have a point.
Y/n: Hol up. Didn't you say that Crimson demons don't use the bathroom?
Y/n: You good?
*Y/n sees the dolls*
Y/n: Do you not know manners?
*Smol smol smol timeskip*
Megu: Are you still there Y/n.
Y/n: Yes...
Megu: This is embarrassing... Can you sing a song for me?
Y/n: No and why?
Megu: Fine...
Y/n: Megu, The dolls are here.
*Y/n grabs Megu (who got her pants on) and runs*
Y/n: You got halfway through your bladder you're fine.
Megu: What are you talking about? Crimson Demons don't need to use the bathroom.
Y/n: What?!?!? What were you doing then?!?
Megu: Uhhhhhhhhh.....
*Flashy flashy backy backy*
Megu: It feels so good inside me Y/n.
*Megu "silent moaning"*
*End of flashy backy*
Megu: Nothing...
*Timeskip*
Luna: Since you exorcised the mansion you get a special award.
*Smol word timeskip*
Y/n: Aqua... Spill the beans.
Aqua: I figured that if I took away the graveyard that they would live.
Y/n: We will accept the reward if...
Kazuma: If what?
Y/n: If aqua doesn't get any of the money.
Kazuma: That is smart...
(Done with this one sorry if it keeps getting shorter-A/n)
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Isekai Bleached (Male Soul Reaper Reader x Konosuba)
AdventureY/n died to a hollow but didn't become one due to his soul reaper powers and is greeted by Aqua and kazuma in the void like space. Konosuba and Bleach are NOT owned by me Corruption, Glitch and Origin are my Original characters if you want to use t...
