Luna: All adventures arm yourself and come to the front gate.
Y/n: What happened now?
*Time Skip to the gate*
Y/n: What the...
Origin: A dullahan, one of the demon king generals.
Dullahan: I'm a demon king general, who moved to a castle near by.
Darkness: Is that a dullahan?
Dumbahan: Day after day, an imbecile keeps doing explosion magic on my castle.
Person1: Who comes to mind that uses explosion magic.
Y/n: Megumin...
Megu: He called me by my real name. SHI-
Megu: It was he-
Y/n: I like your cut g *Slaps megu*
Megu: Fine, I'll go.
Dullahan: So it was you. Your the person who keeps firing explosion magic.
Dullahan: Your just crazy.
Y/n: If you want someone to fight you fair and square then don't bully someone.
Dullahan: Then tell me what is your name?
Megu: My name is Megumin, master of explosions.
Dullahan: What kind of name is Megumin, are you making fun of me?
Megu: I'm a crimson demon, the greatest magician. Firing explosion magic at you was a strategy to lure you here.
Megu: You fell for it and came here alone.
Kazuma: When did this turn into a strategy.
Y/n: Apparently now.
Darkness: Not to mention she just said she was the greatest magician.
Dullahan: I'm here to fight not talk with you "small fry". Just stop blowing up my castle.
Megu: We crimson demons need to fire explosion magic everyday or we die.
Y/n: What?
Dullahan: I've never heard of that before. So are you saying you won't stop
Megu: Yeah.
Dullahan: I may have been consumed with evil but I was once a knight.
Megu: Teacher please...
Aqua: Guess I have no choice. I'll purify you.
Dullahan: You are too late. I sentence thee to death. You will die in one week.
Y/n: Well shoot.
*Darkness blocks Megu*
Kazuma: Darkness!!!
Y/n: Kazuma what are you doing.
Kazuma: Darkness! Darkness!
Darkness: I don't feel anything.
Dullahan: Now she shall suffer for 1 week.
Darkness: How terrible...
Y/n: Oh no.......
Darkness: You're saying you cast a death curse on me.
Y/n: No god please no...
Darkness: And to obey your orders if we want to remove it.
Y/n:
Darkness: Is that what you're after.
Dullahan: Huh?
Y/n: I really suggest you get out of here, for your own sake.
Darkness: I won't give in to a mere curse. What should I do Kazuma?
Y/n:
Kazuma: Yes, I'm kazuma.
*Dullahan is freaking out while darkness is talking to kazuma*
Dullahan: What a maniac.
Y/n: Jeez do I have to do everything. Slice Konpyūtā no fuguai!
*Y/n's zanpakuto turns light blue and a light blue rope comes out of it and wraps around Darkness*
Darkness: Don't stop me!
*Megu: Ko no su b- *Slap* Time skip*
Y/n: Megu.. Kazuma... Why did you do this?
Megu: I'm going to the castle.
Kazuma: I'm going with yo-
*Both of them gets slapped*
Y/n: Excuse me!!!!
Aqua: Sacred spell break!
*Y/n turns to aqua*
Y/n: You... should... have... done... that... a... while... ago.
(Just to answer some unasked questions,
1. Megu isn't a pervert she just thinks those stuff because of teenage hormones.
2. Y/n isn't dense.
3. Kazuma will be with someone.
4. Y/n knows what happened to kazuma and why he is a shut in, even though kazuma doesn't know that Y/n knows.
-A/n)
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Isekai Bleached (Male Soul Reaper Reader x Konosuba)
AdventureY/n died to a hollow but didn't become one due to his soul reaper powers and is greeted by Aqua and kazuma in the void like space. Konosuba and Bleach are NOT owned by me Corruption, Glitch and Origin are my Original characters if you want to use t...
