(I'm back from pain and suffering from a stomach ache -A/n)
*Y/n is currently eating popcorn while watching the girls fight*
Y/n: Who wants to yeet a Kazuma.
*The girls start talking about Kazuma while Y/n has 50 pranks in his mind*
Kazuma: Hey can you guys lift me to the bathroom.
Y/n: Sure...
Megu: Are you insane?
*Y/n puts Kazuma in his room and locks the door from the outside*
Megu: What.... HOW DID YOU LIFT HIM BY YOURSELF!!!
Y/n: Farming monsters.
*Timeskip*
Y/n: So you are telling me that Vanir turned into Vanir 2 because he died?
Kazuma: Yes.
Y/n: And we get to sell stuff from our world?
Kazuma: Correct and I'm going to be rich.
Y/n: I'm questioning your intelligence. Anyway we should be getting closer.
Megu: Closer to what?
Y/n: The blacksmith.
Aqua: You upgraded your sword?
Y/n: Absolutely no. Kazuma did.
*Timeskip*
Y/n: I can't believe you had to make your so called "Sword" a dagger just like your -
Kazuma: Please shut.
Y/n: Then Megu named your sword "Chunchunmaru" wow.
Kazuma: Please shut up.
*Timeskip*
*Kazuma and Aqua are arguing*
*one minute later*
Megu: Taste my Explosion magic.
Y/n: Kazuma used drain touch on you Megu. I'll take care of them.
*Y/n uses flash step and slices almost all of the lizards and the princess*
Y/n: Did you see that.... Kazuma.......
*Kazuma dies by a lizard*
Y/n: Bruh.
*Timeskip*
(listen I'm bored ok that is why this is short -A/n)
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Isekai Bleached (Male Soul Reaper Reader x Konosuba)
AdventureY/n died to a hollow but didn't become one due to his soul reaper powers and is greeted by Aqua and kazuma in the void like space. Konosuba and Bleach are NOT owned by me Corruption, Glitch and Origin are my Original characters if you want to use t...
