(Screw taking a rest, Time for SPEED -A/n)
Kazuma: All right, Create water!
*Water comes out of Kazuma's hand and goes into a cup*
Y/n: That was anticlimactic.
Kazuma: So it was still cool.
Darkness: Hey Kazuma and Y/n, Look. I repaired my armor, it's super shiny now, what do you think?
Kazuma: It looks like somethin an aristocrat's son would wear.
Darkness: Hey, I like to be praised sometimes.
Y/n: Lies, I can see that you are turned on.
Kazuma: Besides Megumin is on her way to surpass you.
*Megu is rubbing herself on her staff*
Megu: Irresistible, this staff is beaming with power.
Y/n: I'll handle it.
*Y/n walks to Megu*
Y/n: Megu, what are you doing.
*Megu begins to moan on the staff*
Y/n: MEGU WAKE UP YOU'RE DAYDREAMING AND IT'S FREAKING US OUT
Megu: Oh sorry...
Y/n: What were you even daydreaming about.
Megu: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... I want to say you so bad!!!
Y/n: Megu wake up you're daydreaming again.
Megu: Sorry sorry.
Kazuma: Y/n aqua is coming this way.
Y/n: I can't tell her about me using Lurk and Flash step at the same time.
Aqua: Kazuma-san, Y/n-san how much was your reward from our last quest.
Y/n: 50000 ,100000 and 1 billion.
Aqua: What about your reward Kazuma?
Kazuma: about a million.
*everyone on the team except for Y/n was shocked*
Aqua: K-Kazuma-sama, I thought for some time, but you're, um... fairly cool, you know?
Kazuma: If nothing praiseworthy about me comes to mind, don't force it.
Y/n: Ohhh Self burn, those are rare.
Aqua: K-Kazuma-san I thought my reward for this quest would be pretty hefty so I used up all the money I had.
Kazuma: You said to keep our rewards to ourselves.
Aqua: Please lend me money.
Kazuma: Shut up, you useless goddess.
Y/n: Both of you, calm down.
Aqua: Well Kazuma you are a boy, and I know you rustle around beside me at night sometimes.
Y/n: Is this Aqua?
Aqua: So I'm sure you'd like a private room, as soon as possible.
Kazuma: All right, I get it, I'll lend you the money, shut up.
Y/n: Kazuma, you're as red as a tomato.
*abusonok -Corruption. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE anyway timeskip -A/n*
Aqua: Allies sure are great, right Kazuma?
*ok real time skip*
Megu: Looks like kazuma became a real adventurer.
Aqua: And Y/n?
*Y/n is wearing a (f/p/c) hooded robe with the hood covering his head*
*(f/p/c) means favorite primary color*
Megu: Uh... uhh... uhhhhh.
*Megu is blushing and stuttering*
(That is right Megu will be the love interest -A/n)
Y/n: All right, let's go on a kill quest. Is Megu blushing because of me? Nice I'll act dense to see what dere she is.
*Megu begins to rub her staff*
Y/n: Or not.
Megu: One with small monsters, I want to test my staff.
Darkness: One with strong monsters with heavy hits.
Aqua: No, a profitable quest.
Y/n: Is it too late to make a seperate party with only me and Kazuma?
Kazuma: Frogs are appearing again we ca-
Aqua and Megu: Not the frogs!!!
Darkness: What's with them?
Y/n: They got traumatized by frogs.
Kazuma: They got eaten head first.
Y/n: Your turned on aren't you.
Darkness: No I'm not.
Y/n: Kazuma is a mean person you might want to be with him.
Kazuma: Wingman Y/n, Dragging me down...
*Time skip, POYO*
Y/n: Why are there almost no quests.
Darkness: Let's do this one.
Kazuma: no... Why are there so many hard quests?
Luna: A devil king general moved close by, scaring all of the weak monsters left.
Y/n: Come on!!!
*TIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEEE SSSKKKKKKKIIIIIIIPPP*
Aqua: I don't care if he is top tier, If he is an undead watch me.
Y/n: How about nahhhhhhhhh
*Morning time*
Aqua: Where is kazuma and your megu.
Y/n: Kazuma and Megu are out of tow- WHAT?
*Aqua is laughing at Y/n*
Aqua: I'm just messing around, anyway why are you here?
Y/n: Kazuma told me to look after you two.
Aqua: ugh, I can't steal kazuma's money
Y/n: That doesn't exist.
*Aqua started to work part time, Darkness is going home, and Y/n... he is going somewhere desolate for 3 days*
Y/n: Okay, Origin time to learn Bankai.
*Y/n's zanpakuto starts to manifest*
Origin: Then we shall begin.
*Clones of origin starts to appear*
Origin: You haven't learned everything about your shinkai yet, When your shinkai is fully unlocked we shall begin shinkai.
Y/n: Okay I understand, Slice Konpyūtā no fuguai!!!!!
(Start of bankai -A/n)
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Isekai Bleached (Male Soul Reaper Reader x Konosuba)
AdventureY/n died to a hollow but didn't become one due to his soul reaper powers and is greeted by Aqua and kazuma in the void like space. Konosuba and Bleach are NOT owned by me Corruption, Glitch and Origin are my Original characters if you want to use t...
