(Listen.... watching someone play Minecraft hardcore and talking to my friends can take some time. -A/n)
Y/n: So your telling me that the destroyer came here?
Megu: Yep.
Y/n: And our party went against it?
Megu: Yes.
Y/n: Then wiz accidently teleported an orb that exploded the kings castle.
Megu: Yes....
Y/n: And now Kazuma is convicted.
Megu: yes...
*Y/n does a facepalm*
Y/n: Fine... Lets visit wiz. I need some items.
*Timeskip*
Kazuma: Wiz, we came to visit.
Wiz: Kazuma-san, you're all here. Welcome to the store.
Darkness: Pardon the intrusion.
Aqua: Why did we come to an undead's shop?
Y/n: Why are you still peeved? After all she is a good person.
*Megu looks to the side then looks at you*
Y/n: What is it Megu?
???:Hey you just saw me don't ignore me.
Megu: Well isn't it my self proclaimed rival Yunyun.
Yunyun: Don't say it's self-proclaimed.
Y/n: Don't you dare start your girl fights here.
Megu and Yunyun: What will you do.
Y/n: I'll hit you with my real sword
*Megu and Yunyun start to fight ignoring Y/n*
Y/n: Hey wiz. Aqua said you make tea here... Do you have any snacks?
Wiz: Here popcorn.
*Y/n gives her some Eris*
Y/n: Thanks.
Kazuma: Hey what's this?
Y/n: Let's see.
Kazuma: It's an item that increases your luck when equipped?
*Kazuma puts it on*
Y/n: Wait a second...
*Everyone starts saying sorry to Kazuma... Except Y/n*
Y/n: Idiots all of them. I wonder how long it will take for them to realize.
*Timeskip*
Wiz: Um, Kazuma-san. Is it comfortable.
Kazuma: Your thighs are nice and cool, wiz. By the way has anyone seen Y/n?
Darkness: I can do anything you want me to-
Kazuma: Ditch the armor and give me 100 push-ups.
Y/n: Watching them from here is going to be the funniest thing ever. And if Kazuma wishes me to do something then I'll cut the choker off.
*Y/n is currently on the celling*
Aqua: Unbelievable...
Kazuma: Go grab me a yakisoba bun, and make it snappy.
*Y/n wheezes because Kazuma hates aqua so much that he doesn't want to do anything perverted to her*
Kazuma: I can hear you Y/n, but I can't see you so your safe for now.
Aqua: Why?!
Kazuma: You two are rivals right?
Megu: No that's just Yunyun's idea.
Kazuma: You two are going to have a competition.
*Small time skip after aqua got the bread and Megu and Yunyun are still playing rock paper scissors.*
Kazuma: If you both tie 3 times you both have to take something off.
Y/n: Kazuma what is wrong with you?
Kazuma: Come here Y/n.
Y/n: What is it degenerate Kazuma.
Kazuma: Shut. Do you see how great this is?
Y/n: That you have to make two girls strip for you because you won't have a girlfriend.
Kazuma: That shut was a wish.
Y/n: And I hope that the more I don't make your wishes come true you lose time.
Kazuma: What the?
*Yunyun starts to fight Megu*
Y/n: S̷̜͂͌́̀̒͌̔̚͠͝ţ̷̧̼͇͇̜̏͂̉ͅő̸̡͙̭̣̻̖̮̮̍̐͜ͅp̶̫̪͍͖̔͗̆̓ ̸̨̹̩̝͉́͂͐ͅf̶̢͚͔̫̫̭̼̄̈̈́́̽̓̕i̸̭̜̿͋̾ĝ̸̛̥̘͇̜̭̫͕͙h̵̢̛̹̯̬̺̦͕̼͂̈͆̀̈ť̴̪͖̟̪̆̌ị̸̧͙̐n̵̟̯̳̼͍͕̐̌ḡ̶̨̤̻̰̉̈́͛̚̕͠ ̴̼̟̣͑̄ḇ̵̱̗̫̹̲͙̠̤̞̒͒̂́̋̎̂̍͝ò̷̢̞̼̪̻͖͙̦̖͑̒̓̎̀́t̵̪͚̟̟̖͖͉̠̲̦̽͊̿̒̒̿͆͘ḣ̸̢͇͚̣̩̞̅̽̉̉̃̇̈̈́̋ ̵͉͕̞̭̳̀̈́́ǫ̶̺͓̬̮̟̣̜͓͔̀̈́̄͐f̵̛̹͔̕ ̵̡̆̒͌̈̐͌̾̐̈́y̶̢̘̖̝͔̎̔̌̋o̵̡̗͓̤̼̞̩̟̜͎̐̀͠ǔ̴̼̄̏̉͂ͅ ̵̢̬͕͖̮͕͍͛o̴̢͖̜̺͉̪̠̲͛̎͆̃̀̓̇̚͝r̶̛͎̩͉̻̳̦͗̒̀̈́͗͋ ̴̻̐̏̊́͐̕o̶̟̐̀̽n̴͕̖̻̅̌̈́̆̒̈́̕̕l̸̲͖̫̪̤̠̈́̆͜y̵͉͎̬̳̼̋̄̾̃̂͑͛̿̈́͠ ̵̧̯̞̬̍I̵̪̩̬̱͎̟͈̔̂̑͆̕ ̴̼̆́̕͜w̵̤̤͒̅͐́͗͂̕͝ḯ̸̛̤͙̫̙̪͍͇̗̭͍͊̆͐̀́͋̄̌l̸͉̥̫̻̫̬͎͈̄̑̀̌̾͆̌̌͗̕l̶̗̣̺̤̦̪͐̏̀͊̈̍̀̕͜͝ͅͅ ̷̡̞͈͍̻͆̏̐̀͛̉͜k̷̟͓̒̊͛ṅ̷͙̌̀͌͐̔͊̍̽̄o̵̤͇̝̹͊̈͒̎̃w̴̟͈͊͑̏̽͛́̐͌͘͠ ̷̡̛͙̞͈̩͇̺̗̌̾ẃ̵̭̱̺͈̣̳͖ͅͅḣ̵̛̛̦̞̝̮̯̯̭͎͛͂̌̇͛̚͜͠a̴̡̺̥͎̭͎͎̻̼͆̇͋̈̀͋̑t̸̬͈̝͚̖̯̦̠̓̿̑̚̕ͅ ̷̢̹͉̝̪̞͓͍̪͕̔̋̕͝h̶̛̯̼̺̾̑̆̓͊ą̷̲͔͓͖͙͖̕p̷̢͙̪͚̤̣͐͛̀͑̀̀́̂̌͘p̸̼̘͎̆̊̈́̔́̈̃̚͝e̸̡̧̟̱̩̙̊n̴̨̼͙̖̜̖͉̔̊̏ś̸̹̌͒͂͐ ̷̜̩͈̺̭͕̲͎̲̠̒͂͛͐̇̅ţ̷̭̌͋̃̿̋̅̂o̵͈͂̽̅͆͒̽̍͘ ̵̹͉̩̼͆̿͊y̸̙̙̰̺̲̗͓̻͂̐̎̓͛̚̚͘͠ȍ̴̰̭̭̲̫̝͎̑̐̎͒̚͠ů̶̫͕͖̦̲̆̔̑̔͝.̸͙̥͍̜̙̌̌̓͊̊͆͘.
Kazuma: What?!?
*Y/n had red eyes when he said that and then it goes back to your eye color*
*Timeskip*
*Y/n is watching what Kazuma did to the girls*
Y/n: This is getting out of hand. I should have stayed away for a week.
*Timeskip to last day*
Y/n: Finally Kazuma's dead.
All of the girls: What?
Y/n: I can finally cut the stupid choker off.
Megu: Huh.
Y/n: Watch.
*Y/n cuts the choker off*
Y/n: Now revive him aqua.
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Isekai Bleached (Male Soul Reaper Reader x Konosuba)
AdventureY/n died to a hollow but didn't become one due to his soul reaper powers and is greeted by Aqua and kazuma in the void like space. Konosuba and Bleach are NOT owned by me Corruption, Glitch and Origin are my Original characters if you want to use t...
