(My brain cells left my body last week and I had stuff to do saturday.... -A/n)
Aqua: Hey Kazuma, Give me your spot.
Kazuma: Why???
*Y/n is currently getting more skills.*
Aqua: I'm the highest level in the party.
Y/n: Eso es mentira y sabes que eres idiota insufrible...
Aqua: What?
Y/n: nothing...
Kazuma: Your stats haven't risen yet?
Aqua: Kazuma you fool, My stats were maxed out from the start.
*Y/n and kazuma realize something*
Y/n & Kazuma: That explains why....
Y/n: Plus your not the highest level.
Aqua: What?
*Timeskip*
Y/n: So where are we going?
Kazuma: I'm going to introduce you to some of my new friends.
Y/n: Okay.......
Kazuma: Hey Dust, hey Keith, What are you two doing out here?
Y/n: So these are the two adventurers?
Kazuma: Yep.
Dust: Here is a secret that is only for male adventures.
Dust: There is a shop run by succubi that lets you have nice dreams.
Kazuma: Fill me in.
Y/n: I'll go in... Just to make sure... I can't wait to see kazuma get scammed.
*Timeskip to the place where degenerates lie*
Y/n:
*Time stamp 5:21 to 5:24. Please go to this time stamp for the meme -A/n*
Kazuma: This... is... heaven...
Y/n:
Y/n: I'm out of here...
Kazuma: Come on....
Y/n: You right now are the definition of a degenerate simp. I am leaving.
*Y/n uses flash step to get back home*
Y/n: At least I saw one of the rules "Don't get drunk or else they won't show up".
Aqua: Your back? Where is Kazuma?
Y/n: Hanging out with his degenerate friends.
(I have to watch the whole episode and I hate myself every minute -A/n)
*Timeskip*
Kazuma: I'm back.
Y/n: C r a b.
*Aqua and megu eating*
Y/n: Hey kazuma, you good?
Kazuma: Yep.
Y/n: Hey, Darkness did your family give you a raw one?
Darkness: Yes.
Y/n: Ferb, I know what we're doing tomorrow.
*Timeskip*
Y/n: Okay so let's see... Nightmarish Spiritual Pressure? Sure since I can control my spiritual pressure.
Y/n: Welp time to go to the bathroom.
*Y/n sees darkness and kazuma in the bathroom*
Y/n: I'm glad there is more than 1 bathroom.
Aqua: Intruder show yourself.
Y/n: Kazuma thinks he is in a dream.
Kazuma: HEY AQUA.
Y/n: That's it. I know what is going on.
Aqua: An intruder got caught in my border and she is immobilized.
Y/n: Okay I'm here.
Aqua: I'll do an exorcism right away.
*Kazuma blocks the succubus*
Y/n: That is it...
Aqua: Y/n, your in your clothes and why do you have your zanpakuto?
Y/n: I'll explain tomorrow.
Kazuma: I can take you on Y/n.
Y/n: No, You know you can't. N͔͔̥̺̞̿͊̇o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞w̡̻̻̣͚̒̀ͅ c̨̨̣̮̝̈́̔ͯ̀͂o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞m̰̰̹͚̙̂ͦ͗͠ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ a͔͔̜̗̦ͩ̅̎n̫̫̘̗͕̲̲̎ͥd̶̵̯̯̼̘ͨ̓ f̰̰̯͕͊̃̊͞͞͞i̧̻̻͉̜͑ͪ̾͟g̬̬̱ͩ͋͟͟h̨͚͚͖ͯ̒̄͗͞t͖͖̠̬͛ m̰̰̹͚̙̂ͦ͗͠ḛ̡̰̳͓̥ͬ͋ͪͧ.
Kazuma: What the!!!
(Note this is not the hollow speaking Y/n is using his spiritual pressure to change his voice - A/n)
*Kazuma falls down and starts to lose his breath*
Kazuma: I... can't.... breath....
Y/n: T̷̫͉̰͕̒́h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞t̴͕͖͓̀'s̩͙͖̋͛͟ r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟g̴̶̛̮̣͙͠h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢t̴͕͖͓̀ n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚ẅ̷̷̢̟͇͈̒, W̸͈ͯ̾̒̿Ȧ̶̵̗̳K̦̖̙̱̮̐̌E̸̖̪̱͚ͨ̀͜ U̸̫̠̰͈̕P̘͎̀͊!!!
*Kazuma falls on the floor knocked out*
Y/n: Now if I see you or one of your succubus friends again I'll kill the next succubus I see... Now leave.
Aqua: What just happened?
Y/n: Nothing lets go to sleep. And leave Kazuma here, he will explain in the morning.
*Timeskip*
Kazuma: Y/n, I will owe you if you don't tell them.
Y/n: I won't unless you do something very bad.
Kazuma: Thank you.
Y/n: Any way I'm going to train for 2 days don't do anything stupid.
Siren: Destroyer alert, destroyer alert.
*Y/n is too far away to hear the emergency siren*
(I will skip the 10th ep in this story completely and nothing will happen to Y/n till the 11 ep which will be next chapter so Y/n won't go to prison. Also I know the justice system isn't on the 10th ep, I just don't want Y/n to get evicted-A/n)
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Isekai Bleached (Male Soul Reaper Reader x Konosuba)
AdventureY/n died to a hollow but didn't become one due to his soul reaper powers and is greeted by Aqua and kazuma in the void like space. Konosuba and Bleach are NOT owned by me Corruption, Glitch and Origin are my Original characters if you want to use t...
