(Here we go, Cabbage.-A/n)
Kazuma: What is it this time?
???: All adventures, please gather at the front gate at once.
Y/n: Welp, lets go kazuma.
*Y/n lets kazuma down from the door.*
Y/n and Kazuma: What is the quest, a monster?
Aqua: Didn't they say, It's Cabbage.
Y/n: Huh?
Kazuma: Wha?
Megu: A storm is coming.
Adventures: A storm is coming.
Y/n to Kazuma: Look closely
Cabbages: Cabbage, cabbage!
Y/n: Okay, this is too much.
Kazuma: What in the world.
Adventurer 1: GO!!
Aqua: Catch as many as possible.
Luna: This years cabbage is fine, it will go for 10000 eris per head this year. Capture as many as possible and put then in the cage.
Kazuma: I want to go home.
Dankness: Kazuma, this is a perfect opportunity, see my abilities with your own eyes.
*Darkness start swinging*
Kazuma: She isn't hitting a single one.
Y/n: Kazuma this is an opportunity to get rich easily.
*Darkness goes to block an adventurer*
Y/n: That idiot.
*Darkness's armor falls off*
Kazuma: Her armor!!!
*Darkness screams in pleasure*
Y/n: We can't put her on our team.
Megu: Could I possibly resist the urge to unleash explosion magic?
Y/n: KAZUMA, MAKE SURE MEGU DOES NOT MAKE AN EXPLOSION.
Kazuma: Okay, megu wai-
Megu: I CANNOT.
*Megu does her speech*
Y/n: Ugh, Looks like I have to go in there.
*Y/n goes to where darkness is and where the explosion will happen*
Megu: Explosion!
*The explosion goes from the top and is going to the bottom*
Y/n: Slice, Konpyūtā no fuguai.
*Y/n's zanpakuto turns into the scythe version*
Y/n: Getsuga Tenshou!
*The Getsuga Tenshou goes upward blocking the explosion, both are in the middle.
*Then-
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*TIME SKIP*
Megu: I'm sorry, I didn't know that you were there.
Y/n: It's fine, Darkness helped protect the person, aqua kept the cabbage fresh.
Darkness: Megumin's magic was good too, and Y/n what did you do?
Y/n: Getsuga tenshou otherwise known as Moon fang heaven-piercer.
Megu: It must be powerful to stop an explosion.
Y/n: Where I come from it is one of the most powerful attacks, Megu.
Megu: Stop calling me that. *whispering* even though I like it.
Y/n: What was that, I was listening to Kazuma.
(Y/n is not dense, he was just talking to Kazuma)
Aqua: Kazuma you weren't bad yourself.
Megu: When you use lurk and steal you look like an assassin.
Aqua: I shall now give you the title of "The Great Cabbage Thief".
Kazuma: Oh shut up.
Darkness: Now, you have seen my abilities as a crusader.
Kazuma; Ok ok, you can join.
Aqua: Our party is becoming impressive, me as an archpriest, Megumin an archwizard, Darkness a crusader, and Y/n an adventurer+.
Y/n to kazuma: An idiot, a one time use, and a hopeless masochist.
Darkness: I can't wait to work with you two.
(Well now darkness is on our team -A/n)
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Isekai Bleached (Male Soul Reaper Reader x Konosuba)
AdventureY/n died to a hollow but didn't become one due to his soul reaper powers and is greeted by Aqua and kazuma in the void like space. Konosuba and Bleach are NOT owned by me Corruption, Glitch and Origin are my Original characters if you want to use t...
