A game of uno amongst the Slytherins
Draco, Pansy, Theo, Blaise aka The Slytherin Elite
Draco: Are we ready boys?
Theo: Some of us aren't boys
Pansy: And some of us arent ready.. Ready the fuck up Theo
Theo: I am ready, the fuck-- oh shit
Blaise: this is a mess already
*starting game, uno deals a skip card*
Draco ➝Pansy➝Theo➝Blaise
Draco: *gets skipped*
Oi wtf is this
Theo:
That sucks
Pansy: *plays a skip card*
Sucks for you too
Theo:
WHAT THE FUCK
Blaise: *plays a skip*
sorry mate
Draco:
WHAT KIND OF CHEATING BULLSHIT
Pansy: *plays a +2*
Enjoy Theo
Theo: *stacks the +2*
Enjoy Blaise
Draco:
Fuck no! If you stack this Zabini I'm coming to your house to kill you!
Blaise:
Enjoy Draco!
Draco:
FUCK OFF IM GONNA QUIT!
*Blaise picks up 4 cards*
thank god *plays a red*
Pansy:
Draco loves Gryffindor, confirmed
*plays a red*
He could've played a green but didn't
Draco:
shut up THAT'S NOT TRUE!
Theo: *plays a green*
I'm not a house traitor
Blaise: *plays a green*
Neither am I
Draco:
*plays a blue*
Ravenclaw like Pansy's girlfriend!
Pansy: *plays a yellow*
Hufflepuff like the girl that rejected Theo
Theo:
Ooh fuck you!
*plays a yellow*
We all see she's only got three cards left, right
Draco:
Morgan rejected you? Ha tragic!
Pansy:
My three cards aren't bothering anyone so shut up
Blaise: *plays a blue*
I've got nothing but this blue four Theo's sadness!
Draco better have something for Pansy's ass
Draco:
Nice pun
I don't--
Pansy: *plays a blue*
AHH JUMP IN ON THEO'S SADNESS!
Draco:
why the fuck was i skipped?!
Blaise:
Didn't you just hear her yell JUMP IN
Theo:
This is cyberbullying and I'm reporting all of you!
*plays a blue*
Somebody better get something she's got two card left!
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One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts
FanfictionGeneral chaos, tomfoolery, shenanigans, and all around good time of the one brain cell gang. ________ Inspired by; 'Messages and Mudbloods' by livlaufflauv 'Things Change' by orqinary
