Ron: what tf are you two doing???????
Harry: who?
Draco: who tf are you talking aobut
about*
Ron: theo and pansy
Ginny: whomst
oooooooh
WHAT ARE you two doing 😏🤔
Hermione: oh god not again
Ron: i just saw them running down to the dungeons
WITH THE ENTIRE KITCHEN IN THEIR ARMS
PANSY HAD NO SHOES ON???
MRS NORRIS WAS CHASING THEM LMAO
Hermione: pansy??
where tf are your shoes?
did theo have shoes on?
there so much to unpack
Harry: they are literal raccoons
Ginny: lmao
why are they bare foot???
i know the castle is clean but chill
Blaise: just cause we're in the dungeons
doesn't mean we don't like to eat??
interesting the three idiots are also raccoons
Ron: YOU CLEARED OUT THE KITCHEN
WHAT ARE THE REST OF US SUPPOSED TO SNACK ON
also i'm jealous they had matching pyjamas?
Harry: what?
Ron: there were slytherin green but still...
Ginny: waiT NO THAT'S SO CUTE!
Hermione: you can buy your own matching pjs ron
Blaise: we all have matching pjs
Draco: yea pnsy bought them for us for christmas
they have our names on them
speaking of pansy the raccoons have arrived
Ginny: why don't we have matching pjs?
why weren't we included in the pajamas gang?
Pansy: hermione was with me when i bought them
she could've gotten you matching jammies but didnt
take it up with her
RACCOONS?! WTF
Theo: WE DIDN'T CLEAR THE KITCHEN!
THERE WAS LOADS OF STUFF LEFT
Ginny: wow Mione so you hate us now?
wtf PERSONALISED JAMMIES?!
Harry: i guess she does
Hermione: YOU CAN ALL BUY YOUR OWN PJS
Ron: its not THE SAME!!!
BARELY! WHERE ARE THE PUMPKIN PASTIES?
Theo: just get your snacks before the cat catches you
There was only 6 and we took them
Ginny: WHY TF WERE YOU BAREFOOT
Pansy: shoes make too much noise when you run???
hello?
Ron: AND YOU TOOK ALL 6?!
Hermione: WEAR SOCKS? HELLO?
Pansy: HAVE YOU WOREN SOCKS ON STONE?
JUST SAY YOU WANT US TO SLIP AND DIE & GO
Theo: YES!! WTF IS THE PROBLEM
i just like being barefoot tbh
shoes are constricting
Ginny: Hermione really does hate us huh
Pansy: so are clothes tbh
Ron: TRUE!!!
Blaise: surprise surprise the raccoons like to be naked
YOU ARE READING
One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts
FanfictionGeneral chaos, tomfoolery, shenanigans, and all around good time of the one brain cell gang. ________ Inspired by; 'Messages and Mudbloods' by livlaufflauv 'Things Change' by orqinary
