Late night video discord call with the girls.
Pansy, Ginny, Hermione aka The Girls™️Ginny: yawns
why do we never do these in the day?Hermione:
cause we spend all day sleeping cause we spent all night doing thisPansy:
what's there to do during the day anyway?Ginny:
choresHermione:
studyingPansy:
yeah nothing. i bought this robe from one of the shops nearby, that was during the day.Hermione:
are you naked under that?Pansy:
why do you want see?Ginny:
aren't we all naked under our clothes?Hermione:
shut up that's not what i meantPansy:
wow ginny just exposed herself as a whore. i'm never naked under my clothesGinny:
shut up you love to be nakedPansy:
I am a child of pureness!Ginny:
yeah, you're pure and Malfoy is good in bedPansy:
STOP! i AM pure and he is shitHermione:
he could just be shit cause you're into girlsPansy & Ginny:
trueGinny:
so is Lillian MoonHermione:
why does he attract lesbians?Pansy:
well i slept with him to bury my gay. turns out that was a shit idea cause it just made me more gayGinny:
That is so sad--what the fuckHermione&Pansy:
what?Ginny:
hold on i think Ron just fell down the stairs on his way to get his midnight snack
*gets up from her bed*Pansy:
mans is a literal bottomless pitGinny:
yeah pansy said you're a fucking bottomless pit bitchPansy:
I don't recall saying all that but go offHermione:
that's basically what you saidGinny:
I'm back! fucking idiot doesn't know how to walk down stairsHermione:
you don't have to be so mean to himPansy:
she doesn't like you bullying the love of her lifeGinny:
i'm not bullying him! i just threw a shoe at him while he was still on the floor and called him a dumbass, it's called being siblingsHermione:
and called him a bottomless pitGinny:
no, Pansy called him that. i just relayed the message also he said seventeen days until christmasPansy:
Hermione are you jealous i'm seventeen days away from being crack by your man
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One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts
FanfictionGeneral chaos, tomfoolery, shenanigans, and all around good time of the one brain cell gang. ________ Inspired by; 'Messages and Mudbloods' by livlaufflauv 'Things Change' by orqinary