Pansy:
okay we all saw that right??
???Ginny:
saw what?Hermione:
what are you on about now?Luna:
i saw it!
she's a nice girl i think.
she speaks spanishHermione:
who speaks spanishPansy:
is she? i've never talked to her
i mean we had that one run inGinny:
WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?Pansy:
BLAISE'S LAST POST!! go look at the commentsHermione:
i'm in the middle of hw i'm not
looking at his postGinny:
oooooooooohPansy:
RIGHT!!!Ginny:
is he secretly dating rosemariePansy:
Theo didn't say anythingHermione:
this is why he probably didn't
tell us!!Luna:
exactly you guys should
respect his privacyPansy:
???
hermione you were literally
with us when we spied on him
wyd???Ginny:
he didn't reply its been
12 mins wats he doingomg wat if shes crazy?
Pansy:
and she would pick blaise
to be crazy over????Luna:
you picked DRACO!!!
Blaise is really handsome
and smart and talentedGinny:
GET HER ASS
actin like she wasn't a lovesick
puppy over him!!!! EMBARRASINHermione:
???
luna???
do you like blaise lunaPansy:
STOP! I CARRY THAT SHAME EVERYDAY!!
i was a innocent girl trying to hide her gay...but blaise???
Luna:
none of you think Blaise is
attractive?????LIARS!! ALL OF YOU
Pansy:
no lunas right id definitely
sleep with blaiseGinny:
well thats fine cause you're
a whorePansy:
HOW TRUE!!Hermione:
luna's right blaise
is good looking but i
wouldnt date himGinny:
you like himbos mioneHermione:
wtf is a himboPansy:
Ron!!
lmfaoGinny:
dumb beefy kind boyLuna:
OH! thats ron perfectly!!
he's kind and quidditch does
his muscles well!!Hermione:
isnt' that harry and theo tooGinny:
oh god were a himbo fan clubPansy:
except forrr Luna
neville's quite brilliantwhat a privilege to not
explain basic thingsi had to explain cows can
get up the theoLuna:
lol harry & theo are a bit scrawnywhat?
Ginny:
explian what now??Pansy:
plz! theo is convinced
once you tip cows they can't
get back upHermione:
they get upPansy:
I KNOW!!
i said THEO YOU HAVE A FARM
YOU'VE HAD TO SEE A COW GET UPhe's an idiot
Luna:
but he's your idiotHermione:
don't remind her she'll cry
lmaoGinny:
she's already cryingPansy:
i cry everyday
ne wys are we letting rosemarie
into our mean girl gangHermione:
mean girl gang
???
since wen are we meanGinny:
nooooo if they break up
it'll fuck up the dynamiceither we'll like her and the break up
and we side with her or we side with blaise
and fuck up our friendship with herPansy:
everyone says we're meanyou've got a point gin
or they both leave and break the groupHermione:
they say YOU'RE MEAN
not the rest of us!!Luna:
who says she even wants to be
friends wit yousGinny:
cause we're the most fun
in this hell cause school??Pansy:
i'm just gonna not like her
boom problem solved!!!
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One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts
FanfictionGeneral chaos, tomfoolery, shenanigans, and all around good time of the one brain cell gang. ________ Inspired by; 'Messages and Mudbloods' by livlaufflauv 'Things Change' by orqinary