One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE VIRGINS [uno]

An early afternoon game of uno with Ginny, Hermione, Harry, Ron aka the Cool Kids Table

Ginny & Hermione v Ron & Harry

Ginny:
he should be coming now, lazy git was still asleep

Harry:
he slept through breakfast?

Ginny:
of course not! he woke up ate went back to sleep the fat arse

Hermione:
you know ron'd never sleep through breakfast

Ron:
i am literally right here.

Ginny:
good now we can start

*starting game*
Ginny >Ron>Hermione>Harry
*game deals a blue*

Ginny: *plays a blue reverse*

Harry: *plays a blue jumps in on himself*

Hermione: *plays a skip*
go back to sleep, Ron

Ron: *gets skipped*
I literally just woke up why are you doing this

Ginny: *plays a yellow skip*
You can join him Harry

Harry:*gets skipped*
I literally didn't do anything.

Hermione:
 Ron seriously go back to sleep
*plays a +2*

Ginny:
HA! 

Ron: *draws 2*
what the fuck

Ginny: *plays a yellow*
wHaT tHe FuCk

Harry: *plays a yellow*
wHaT ThE FuCk

Ron:
mate we're on the same team what the fuck are you doing?

Hermione: *plays a yellow*
we've got them fighting 

Ginny:
splitting the team from the inside is how we're gonna win

Ron: *plays a yellow*
we gotta keep it together

Harry:
my bad i forgot

Ginny: *plays a yellow*
it's so easy to get angry in uno

Harry: *draws 4 and plays a yellow reverse*
exactly

Ginny: *draws 3 plays a wild; red*
FUCK YOU

Harry:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DREW MORE CARDS THAN YOU

Ron: *plays a red*
it was only one card extra

Ginny:

its fuck you anyway

Hermione: *plays a red +2*
it's fuck you anyway harry

Harry: *draws 2*

Ginny: *plays a red skip*

Hermione: *plays a wild; green*